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Tiny Guardians

3.5 hours, 4 of 16 achievements

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I've had this game installed for about 3 months, playing a level here and there. There's not a whole lot to say about this game, really. You play as a wizard that slowly wanders across a level, and you summon different "guardians" to protect you. It's like a mobile tower defense game, with many of the mechanics you would expect from a regular TD. It's fun, but nothing exceptional.


Rock of Ages

6.9 hours, 12 of 19 achievements
Think this might be the longest time between starting and beating a game ever for me (without starting anew)

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I started this game back in 2012, and now finally decided to actually beat it!

Rock of Ages is a weird one. Imagine Super Monkey Ball, only with RTS elements, set in a world seemingly inspired by the animations made by Terry Gilliams (Monty Python). You roll the ball down a hill, avoiding obstacles, until you hit he enemy gate. Then repeat the process until the enemy gate is down. The enemy is trying to do the exact same thing to you. Between bouts of rolling downhill, you place traps & structures on your opponent's side, trying to slow them down and hopefully even breaking their rock.

It's fun. Really fun actually, and the animated sequences between levels often made me smile due to how silly they were. It's also a rather fun competitive multiplayer game (which is why I first got the game, back in 2012).


The Walking Dead: A New Frontier

0 hours, no achievements
Non-steam version

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The third season of The Walking Dead feels like a mild return to form for Telltale. Unlike many other games released during this time period, it actually feels like this one was given the proper care and attention (you had no weird rotating necks, no things done out of sync with the music, no strange clipping issues and so on). That said, it's still not Telltale's finest. This one takes place a while after the events of Season 2, and you mostly follow a brand new cast of characters, although it's no spoiler that Clementine is in the game (she's even in the banner image!).

I liked this one more than Season 2. This game does not feel the need to move at quick the same break-neck speed, and you get enough time to really get to know the characters. There's less zombie killing, and more talking, and I think that that is a good thing. The characters are also more consistently written here than in S2.

You play as Javier, who's been spending the time after the zombie apocalypse with his brother's wife & kids. They've been on the road for so long, and it's wearing on them. Things do, as they tend to do in stories like this, quickly go south for them, when they come into contact with new people, and they need to figure out what they actually want to do, where they want to go.

To me, this game feels like another side story. The events here do at most feel like they're setting up the events of Season 4, they're not really advancing the plot to any major degree. That said, it's not bad. While I did not care as much about the characters here as I did with Clem & Lee in the first game, they were still human enough, and sympathetic enough that I wanted them to succeed.

While the game feels quite polished, you can tell that they're pushing the engine a bit too far. Everything close to the camera looks nice, but the zombie hordes, and any motion in the background had a tendency of looking weird. There was only once odd instance of a character not moving its mouth. It's not an important character, but he's close to the camera on two occasions, yet he keeps his mouth completely shut the entire time. I guess they never actually made the character model so it could open its mouth, but it looked weird. If he had been a dedicated background character, then fine, but the way he was used ended up taking me out of it.
They also seemingly re-use one location as two different ones. I can't swear they do it, but they looked similar enough that I strongly suspect they did.

Still, if you liked TWD S1, I would recommend this one.


Speaking of The Walking Dead, I’ve had the closest thing to a movie & TV series binge that I’ve had in ages (a decade or more!) in the last few months. Since November last year I’ve managed to watch 4 movies and 2 seasons of a TV show. That’s about 3 movies and 2 seasons more than I usually watch. And they’ve all been zombie-related.

Fear the Walking Dead Season 1: This one showed how the zombie invasion started, You get to see the daily lives of people, as the events are slowly set in motion. This was interesting. It was a short season, at 6 episodes, and that felt just about right. Heck, they could probably have managed to make it a little bit shorter even, but still, 6 episodes was a good length. Not a whole lot of padding, enough time for you to get to know the characters, and it was interesting seeing how things started.

Fear the Walking Dead Season 2. Welcome to padding city! This was 15 episodes, and it should have been 5. There was so much filler material. It also had a scene that reminded me of this scene from Austin Powers, where a couple of people drove up to shoot at a bunch of zombies, starting quite far away from them as the zombie horde slowly shuffled towards them, and one of them decides that he needs to reload his gun, and just stands there, not even thinking of walking away from the zombies when they’re within arm’s reach. He did of course get eaten. It was just so silly that it made me laugh at it.

Night of the Living Dead The classic zombie movie that kind of cemented what we think of as zombies today. I expected to turn it off after 30min, and never go back to it, as it’s an ancient black & white zombie movie. How good can it be anyway? Turned out, really quite good. Romero was smart enough to focus on the people, and not the zombies. Yes, it has its scenes where it shows its age, but I genuinely thought this was a very good movie.

Dawn of the Dead The most famous of Romero’s zombie movies, and one I’m far more torn on than Night of the Living Dead. When it works, it’s quite good. I liked how the movie started, and I liked the scenes we got in the mall, when the characters are settling in, and trying to decide what to do. But it was tonally quite inconsistent. We had another Austin Powers scene here, well kind of. During a zombie invasion one character in a sombrero just decided to strap himself into a machine that measures your blood pressure, even though he’s surrounded by zombies. That was the worst scene, but it had a few others that ended up just being silly, in a way that did not fit the movie.

Day of the Dead the darkest of the movies thus far. The earth has been overrun by zombies, and you get to follow a small band of people living in a bunker. Tension rise between the soldiers, and the scientists, and you get scenes that makes you wonder if the zombies really are the real monsters here…
This one was more consistent than Dawn of the Dead, but also less interesting. It’s a perfectly fine movie, one I did not mind watching, but it was not good enough as to prevent my mind from wandering.

World War Z. What a complete piece of utter garbage this movie was. It does not really care about introducing its characters, and its reason for having the character fly around the world is so flimsy and out of character for the movie that the RPG adventures I wrote when I was 10 were better put together, more consistent and made more sense. Also, they could not even get the zombies consistent. Why are the zombies played by real actors completely different from the CG zombies? And why does the CG zombie movement seem so “weightless”? This zombie makes the Resident Evil film series seem like consistent masterpieces in comparison (and the Resident Evil series is not good…)

ninglor03

But isn’t Maddie annoying as aekjfgasdfopeb! O.O
By now I’m totally going enraged when ever I see her. It’s getting even worse: In which ever show I see her, I’m getting super annoyed.
Reminds me of this one girl form the L-Word -.-
Ugh. Yeah. Ranting over. Keep them zombies coming ;)

Fnord

I had to google Maddie. She’s in the regular TWD, not Fear the Walking Dead :P Unless you mean Madison. I got her. She acted like a psychopath at times, but I got her reasoning.

(I got 3 episodes into the original Walking Dead. That show never clicked for me).

ninglor03

No Madison (in german they call her Maddie though thinking). The blond mum. The teacher. The uuhdidsjfk! >_<
Uh, well, maybe it’s just me then. Oooooor it’s getting worse later on. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen more then 2 seasons :]
Sry, if that was a kinda spoiler now! runs away

Fnord

I don’t think they called her Maddie in the US version, but I might have missed it. I wonder if she got worse with the German translation.

And don’t worry, I don’t think I’ll keep watching the series. Not with so much padding! (It’s one of the reason why I don’t tend to like US-made series, they do love their padding).

ninglor03

Huh. Interesting. I’m not even sure at what point they started calling her Maddie.
Yeah, maybe it’s bc of the voice-over. I confess when I started watching Ftwd I still watched stuff in German. I still do so sometimes. Mostly with American stuff rly, bc I can handle British accents, some of the American accents… I just can’t figure out and it’s too much trouble reading the whole show, so… yeah :]

Yeah, I get that. I stopped… a bit later. I mean I loved everything about Nick, bc that was just so different and cool and stuff. But the rest? Ugh, gooooo away. Especially every time Madison appeared -.-
So can’t blame you. Plus I kinda stopped watching Twd at some point too. Although I wanna finish it… uh… sometime in the future, the time has not yet come.
But then I’m happy I started last night watching shows again after having abandoned shows in general for a while now.

skanda

Are you going to watch S3 of FTWD? It’s my favourite season of both FTWD and TWD, it’s just a shame they didn’t continue the same way with S4.

Fnord

After having seen Season 2, I have no motivation to see any more, sorry. Maybe if I’m home with the flue and don’t know what I should watch I’ll check it out, but right now I don’t really feel like watching more of The Walking Dead. It just reminded me of why I don’t watch TV-series normally :P

Vito

World War Z is not exactly the best movie ever made, haha, I agree!

Fnord

Yeah…
I’ve not read the book, but from what I’ve heard, it follows different people from all around the world, rather than just a single person. This movie tried to borrow the idea of seeing how it happened in different places, while still just following one person, and it just did not work.