Quinze

The Witcher 1 is the best game ever.

Lenor

The Witcher 1 is the best game ever.

*shrugs*

It’s only the best because of Velerad mkay!

Quinze

The Witcher 3 is clearly garbage, the dancing is crap and it doesn’t have Velerad.

The Witcher 1 is the best.

Lenor

But but but but but…….

Witcher 1 doesn’t have naked Geralt!

Naked Geralt vs Velerad……. This feels like it is the answer to all the secrets of the universe. Too hard to pick!

Quinze

We can at least agree that The Witcher 2 is by far the worst one!

The Witcher 1 is the best though
The Witcher 1 in a nutshell

Lenor

BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT…………………..

ROCHE AND HIS BEAUTIFUL VOICE!!! Oh what the heck, it is the worst! But Roche’s voice is still heavenly!

The same quote applies to naked Geralt. Technically we get to know Geralt a lot better when he is naked and he is certainly impressive :P

Quinze

The Witcher 1 Geralt is the best Geralt

Lenor

He is definitely more OP. He falls from the sky and doesn’t die whereas Witcher 3 Geralt dies for simply stumbling.

Quinze

They really nerfed Geralt :(

Even Velerad (the best Witcher character) prefers this Geralt

Lenor

Velerad knows what’s up!

Lenor

Though please don’t forget how my naked Geralt punched Caranthir to death with his fists on Deathmarch. So my Geralt is the most impressive one!

Beat it W1 Geralt!

Quinze

23.6

Lenor

That’s too much damage! It should have been 11!

tsupertsundere

me at the club

Garcias

I just love what’s going on here.

Quinze

Me too :D

stef

I tried playing 1 for the first time, and I’m having trouble getting through it. Although after seeing that dancing, I’m clearly insane and have to give it another go :D

Quinze

I don’t know if you’re having trouble because of the gameplay, if so, I’d suggest using a mod. I really hate the gameplay in this game, but I like the story, now that I’m using this mod I can actually enjoy it.
I’ve been having a blast. The writing can be really bad at times but I just end up laughing at it. I really hated this game when I first played it, but I have to admit I’m really enjoying myself this time. Right now I really like the game even though it has a LOT of flaws. I’m also playing with a friend (we’re playing at the same time over skype) and I think that makes it funnier, since we get to laugh at these moments together. :D
It has really funny moments like that dancing gif lol. I hope you’ll manage to enjoy it too somehow. I think it’s worth it.

How can you not have fun with these dialogues lol

Computer Hope

s17tabris

Gonna download that mod in case I decide that I want TW1 gone from my “won’t play” list. I have a small backlog but I’m not in any hurry to clear it right now (as in I still don’t feel excited about playing anything), so doing another TW1 attempt won’t be happening any time soon.

godprobe

Playing through 1 for my… third attempt… the gameplay got in the way the first time, and then the gameplay and life got in the way the second time. Both times, I don’t think I made it past the first town. This third time around, knowing how chock full of info the menus are, and how mostly awkward the rest of the interface is, it’s a little easier so far, but I haven’t made it past where I was before yet. I did pay extra special attention to all of the tutorial bits and potions this time though, and made sure to experiment a bit, and read all the journal entries before rushing along. I also turned on the Item Description Labels (or whatever it’s called) in the options, and that helped a ton for my wanting to check out everything that’s in every room; I don’t think I even knew about that option on either of my first two attempts.

stef

Yeah the gameplay is the problem. Thanks, I’ll download that mod and try again :)
I love the story so if I can push through the combat now then I’m sure I’ll enjoy it.

Mully

if you played anything else than witcher 3 then you’re not a true witcher fan T_T

Quinze

I’m a Witcher hater anyway

RomTaka

Does this GIF imply the Witcher 1 is the best because of… b**bs ?
Actually, when I tried the 1, I found the FedEx quests very boring at some point (in a swamp) and dropped the game. Geralt was not strong enough to make me love this RPG and try the 2. He may be better in the third episode, see if I’ll own it someday.

Quinze

I posted a gif of people doing a silly dance and you assume I’m talking about boobs? Seriously?

Lenor

It’s all a matter of perspective! We both see a perfectly innocent gif of 3 people dancing in a fun way which makes me wanna get up and shake some moves. Someone else sees the boobs and thinks that’s what we are interested in too…. big facepalm… We know nothing Dogmas!

RomTaka

So this is a perfectly normal design for an average game, right ?
I don’t want to sound too feminist (or macho BTW), but yeah, more than the silly dance, the female characters’ design jumps out at me.
To each his own…

Quinze

I posted this gif because I had fun with the scene and thought it was a funny moment.
I didn’t pay any attention to any npc boobs, I seriously don’t care about them and I’m surprised that’s what caught your attention.
You even came to my post and implied I posted it because of boobs, which is pretty outrageous.

Yeah, to each their own. I see a silly funny dance while you only see boobs.

Blue Frost


Swings in dance party

Quinze

Hell yea

s17tabris

Kinda late, but now I know why I love Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines so much… It’s the dancing! :O

dance

Lenor

That gif desperately needs the effects of a cat potion :)

That woman who is casually walking among the dancers and then putting her hands on the hips is making me giggle.

s17tabris

But, but… it’s a club… It’s supposed to be dark… :p
Honestly, I wouldn’t know. I’ve never been to a club in my whole life. XD

Quinze

I love that gif. I’m starting to think that dancing is one of the things I like the most in video games. :P