Morgan Freeman “This wasn’t a test.”

What is my profile description you ask? Slow down there, partner. We’ve only just met.

Before I describe my profile, let’s look at the word - Profile.

As defined by Google:

1.
an outline of something, especially a person’s face, as seen from one side.
“the man turned and she caught his profile”

2.
a short article giving a description of a person or organisation.

As you can see, profile has two meanings. I’m going to assume you’re after meaning 1.

So, my face from the side. Imagine a face, but sideways. That’s me. Pretty good looking, eh? I think so too! Before you get to see my face front on, you should probably buy me dinner (I like to take things slow).

Now, let’s look at the word - Description.

Google defines this as:

1.
a spoken or written account of a person, object, or event.
“people who had seen him were able to give a description”

2.
a type or class of people or things.
“it is laughably easy to buy drugs of all descriptions”

Let’s mix it up this time. I will assume you’re after meaning 2.

Type of person: Human
Type of account: Steam
Profile: Side
Toothpaste: Colgate
Tip: Always floss after brushing
Favourite Thai food: I prefer shirt