So, this game doesn’t really exist according to steam, which is 100% fair. It takes 2 minutes and just clicking. I, however, like riddles and enjoyed the small amount of laughter I got from this. However, I also only spent 11 cents on it at DIG, so….

Essentially, click through riddles and get 5000 achievements that don’t actually count towards your achievement total because Steam did not like what it learned about the game. Also, the name’s a joke. Because there’s 18 riddles. Harharhar.

EDIT:

This game doesn’t deserve it’s own post.
As someone who likes dad jokes, these jokes SUCK.

The minigame? Horrible. Click ‘sexy’ girls who make moaning noises. The next time I hear someone ‘seductively’ whisper ‘yeah’, I may punch them. Because I’ll get war flashbacks to the 10 minutes of my life I just lost.