Sitting at 28hrs, i’ve finally beaten FH6 (Legend island reached + all stamps collected). There’s still collectibles to find, and races to complete, but i’ve seen enough to write down my final thoughts. I’ll split this review into 3 categories, to sum up my feeling neatly.

The positives:
The game is overall, really great, if you’ve played any other Horizon game, this is not going to be that much different of an experience (for the good and bad that it brings).
The map is a massive step up from FH5’s flat and dull map, in verticality, roads, and the overall scenery.
Seasons are back, properly this time.
Career is so, so much better than the previous few entries, it’s still definitely far from FH1 levels (you still get showered with wheelspins and free cars), but it is night and day compared with before. The races having actual car class/type requirements means you actually have an incentive to drive different cars you wouldn’t have had any reason to try before, and that is enough to make the progression feel actually meaningful, and keep the races exciting.
The handling model has been improved, cars feel heavier overall, and are harder to recover from spins.
The characters you meet are much, much less grating than the FH5 cast. The writing is still pretty meh, but at least we are back at FH4 levels.

The meh:
Some of the new additions are just… pretty forgettable.
Aftermarket cars sound nice, but you realize a few hours in that the game showers you with so many cars from wheelspins, that there’s no reason to ever interact with this mechanic, since you’re pretty much guaranteed to always have an eligible vehicle to race with.
Car meets are just plain dead, every single time i’ve been to one it’s been totally empty, because instead of putting you in a new session filled with participating players (like they do with stunt party), it relies on people in your current session coming to the car meet and parking up. So we get a chicken and the egg situation where nobody comes to car meets, because they’re empty, and because they’re empty, nobody comes.
The customizable garages are nice, until you remember that you’re not going to be spending that much time in your garage. It’s going to get some use by photographers certainly, but most players probably won’t see them much.
Fast travel is now free and unlocked from the start, and the fast travel bonus boards are instead replaced by more XP boards. Kinda meh, the reward of getting free fast travel was a pretty big incentive for smashing boards, XP/mascots isn’t really much of a replacement.
The car list has been sliced and diced in half, removing some pretty basic cars that you’d expect in a Horizon game. I expect these to be drip fed back into the game over it’s lifespan, but it’s still somewhat annoying.
Trees are now made of paper mache, on one hand, this means that the tree density is increased considerably making for nicer looking terrain, but on the other, it just feels weird how they don’t even really slow you down.

The negatives:
The trailblazers have been butchered completely. Instead of getting a start and an end point and trying to find the fastest path like before, you are now basically guided down a straight line, with trees cut out so you know exactly where to go. It’s just now another turn off brain, go fast, type of stunt.
The showcase are pretty mediocre, and the last one is especially horrible, with it basically being “You recognize this name don’t you? Now clap”.
The soundtrack is, overall, pretty mediocre. This is very subjective of course, but there’s been a noticeable dip in quality between FH4 and FH5 for me, and this is more like FH5’s song selection, than FH4’s and before.
While the career is overall much improved, the constant showering of free cars means you are never forced to spend your hard earned money on new cars for races, so you end up sitting on piles of money just like in FH5.
Tuning and liveries still feel like it’s 2009. While you can at least tune your car out in freeroam, you still can’t do it on the pre-race screen, nor can you apply liveries or bodykits in freeroam (but you can apply bodykits through player-made tunes, make that make sense). The fact that you are also forced to sit through the downloading and applying of a livery just to preview it is just unacceptable, especially since if you do it through the autoshow there is no applying process, and you can preview liveries much quicker as a result. It’s baffling how even TCM has figured out a proper livery preview, but not Forza.
Player-made tunes locking you into a specific bodykit on a car is also quite baffling, i understand locking down the performance parts and pro settings, but why are we punished for using player-made tunes, with the inability to put on bodykits to our liking?

Now, while i just listed out quite a few complaints, they are all rather minor stuff in the grand scheme, as overall, the game is superb. Easily a straight up improvement over FH5, and feels more like a proper sequel to FH4, highly recommend!

TLDR: Yet another superb Horizon experience, but unfortunately, still riddled with minor issues that have been present with the series since it’s first entry.

The new Hitman trilogy is well and truly amazing, the gameplay is great for those that love stealth, and those that don’t care about because it’s made in such a way where any approach works.
However, this comes with a big but, and the reason why i’m giving it a negative review. IOI has handled the selling of the game in the worst possible way possible. Forcing people who bought Hitman 1 and 2 to have to rebuy them to play their content here, making confusing packages which make it a hell to know what version to buy, and having absolutely no way to transfer your progress cross-platform.
Shame on you IOI, because the game is truly amazing, but i can’t with good conscience give it a positive review when you continue to spit on the playerbase like this.

So… coming into this after playing Call of the Sea i was really not expecting much, but i’m happy to say that OOTB Games’ second game is a massive improvement over their first outing in basically every way possible.

The sluggish movement has been mostly fixed, the story now is actually interesting and genuinely hooks you from beginning to end (though it does still suffer from too much hand-holding) and the characters are actually enjoyable.

It’s of course not perfect though, and i do have two major gripes with it:
First, the game really does a terrible job at showing the player which objects are movable and which are not, making for a horrific experience in some puzzles until you figure out that you can actually move this one specific container when you couldn’t move any others.
Second, the cutscenes/dialogue is still unskippable and that drives me up the wall. If i fail a puzzle, i don’t want to see the same cutscene again, or have to stand still while some dialogue is playing, just let me skip it, or stop playing it after the first fail, please!

Overall though, the game is really great, the problems are somewhat annoying and bring the whole experience down a few points, but it’s still a solid 8/10. Recommend picking it up!

I can’t say anything that other reviews haven’t already said, so i’ll just say, i really enjoyed my 1.5 hours spent with Minit. Highly recommend it, especially at that price!

Trauma is certainly a vibe, and an immaculately crafted one at that, similar to something like Salad Fingers, slightly off-putting, yet extremely engaging. Considering it’s price and lenght, i won’t delve much into the details and instead i’ll just say, you should play it, it’s really damn good.

I was deliberating for a long time whether to give Cyberpunk a positive or negative rating, it was a really hard choice.

On one hand,
The story is great, the ending genuinely made me stop and think for a while, and the DLC was pretty damn good as well, the moment-to-moment gameplay is really fun, running around blasting people with a shotgun, or slicing them up with a katana, and it’s just overall a fun open-world to mess around in.

But,
Even 5 years after release, multiple patches, and a DLC release, the game is still so fucking buggy that it completely soured the experience for me. Every time when i was starting to get into it, i’d get hit by some random game-breaking bug, causing me to either have to reload my earlier save and lose some progress, or alt-tab out of the game and search for help on the internet. Not to mention the countless minor visual/gameplay bugs which ranged from somewhat funny to downright annoying. It just really put a dent in the whole experience for me, and they were so common that i can’t just put them aside.

Overall, at it’s core Cyberpunk is a great game, but it’s still a technical mess, even all these years after release. It’s like being offered the best candy in the world, but to get it, you have to eat through a whole turd. For some it may be worth it, but i… just can’t in good faith come out with a grin after it.
The game is definitely worth playing through at least once, but i think it still requires more time in the oven, wait a few years, let CDPR fix some more things, let modders do the rest, and then give it a proper try, it’s worth it.

Gato Roboto is a decently sized, short and sweet, yet quite challenging metroidvania. Overall for the price, definetly worth picking up! My first run took around 3hrs, if you look to complete 100% it will probably take even longer, good game!

Mom can we get Forza Horizon
We already have Horizon at home
Horizon at home:

Fairly enjoyable survivors-like with some questionable boss balancing, butt-clenching bullet hell sections, and interesting story elements. Worth trying out if you’re into these sorts of games.

It’s suika game but pool, nothing more, nothing less. Kinda expensive for what you get, but worth it on sale for a chill experience.

As the title suggests, Minit Fun Racer is indeed a rather fun (if a bit too short) racer, with the gameplay loop of race, upgrade, race further, which is pretty easy to get sucked into until you buy out the entire shop, plus there’s also a bunch of challenges if you’re into that. The game takes about 20 minutes to beat, though you could get another 30-60 minutes out of it just trying to complete all the challenges.
Is it worth the price? Well… i usually don’t mind short games, but this is extremely short, and the price is a bit much considering what you get out of it, however the fact that all the proceeds go to charity, makes it a much easier pill to swallow. Think of it more as a donation to charity, with a fun game as a bonus, rather than the other way around.

TLDR: Very short, but still fun, recommend!

RDR is a game i’ve tried to finish multiple times previously, but always gave up somewhere through the story due to finding it extremely boring. Now that it’s come to PC (and after really enjoying RDR2), i thought it might be the time to finally give it a proper start to finish attempt. Especially since it’s been years since i last attempted it on the PS3 and i was way younger back then.

And…. no, unfortunately my younger self was right, RDR1 just isn’t that great, especially for a Rockstar title. The story is extremely predictable, all of the characters are one-note stereotypes that for the most part just aren’t all that interesting or funny (except Uncle, still the GOAT) and the map isn’t that great either. The fact this was released two years after GTA IV doesn’t help either, it feels more like a PS2 era Rockstar game with next gen graphics rather than an actual next gen experience, like San Andreas set in the Wild West, minus the funny characters and car crashes. I just genuinely can’t see the appeal in playing RDR1 if you’re not wearing nostalgia glasses.

TLDR: Skip unless you’re looking for a nostalgia hit, the cut multiplayer doesn’t help either. Just go play one of the other superb Rockstar games instead.

Sonic Frontiers is a game that manages to snatch mediocrity from the jaws of greatness, and it’s so upsetting, because it comes so damn close to it.

The first two islands are simply great, but then you get hit with the dreaded Chaos Island, and it’s like the level designers forgot how to design levels for a 3D open world. It’s filled with random booster pads that lock you into a 2D section you can’t escape, and they’re scattered everywhere so you’re guaranteed to hit one by accident, and get slightly annoyed. Times that by 100 and you start to understand why it’s so horrible. By the last island it gets back to it’s footing, but it’s kinda too little too late by that point to counteract the horrible experience of the Chaos Island.

Not to mention, the simply horrible pop-in issues, platforms will only appear once you’re standing relatively close to them, so you can never see them from far away. This is simply unacceptable in the modern day, especially on maxed out graphics settings and makes traversal a chore sometimes, because you have no idea where the platforms you need will be.

But, and this is a big but, i can’t understate how fun Sonic is just to run around with, especially on the first two islands. The levels are fun, and the bosses too in their own ways, even though they are total pushovers. It’s enough to make me positive on the game overall, and hopeful for a sequel some day, but not enough for me to recommend this wholeheartedly to everyone. Recommend picking up on sale, and just trying to speedrun the 3rd island as fast as possible.

TLDR: A good game, brought down by a horrible 3rd island. Mild recommend.

If i were to sum up my experience playing If Found in one word, it would probably be “Meh”.

The artstyle is really nice, same for the music, but the main meat and potatoes of any visual novel comes down to it’s story, and in this case also it’s gameplay.

Let’s start off with the gameplay, to advance the story you have to erase each page before moving onto the next, and while seeming like a cool idea at first, it grows old very fast and just becomes extremely annoying to deal with while trying to read the story. It’s really the main reason this review is negative, rather than a mild positive.

Now the other main part, the story. This part is always rather subjective, but it just didn’t click with me that much. It was plain alright, slightly emotional at the end, but i can’t say it was worth dealing with the annoying erase mechanic just to read it.

To sum it up, If Found tries to reinvent the wheel for the visual novel genre, and utterly fails, making it’s alright story take a back seat to a frankly terrible gameplay mechanic. Maybe worth it on sale if you’re really intrigued by the story, but in my opinion an easy skip.

Rack and Slay is…. alright. Which is somewhat unfortunate, as the base gameplay is really fun at it’s core, but it’s just not that fun to replay, you’ve seen all the game has to offer on your first run basically, there’s a few items which make each run a cakewalk, and the rest is forgettable, and not to mention, the runs are just way too short, with not much variety between them (i.e. room layouts, enemies, items etc.).
Now all of these negatives have to be kept in mind with it’s pretty low price, which is a huge counterweight to most of these issue, but at the end of the day, it doesn’t solve them, and unfortunately just leaves you with a really fun gameplay concept that has rather shallow execution. Mild recommend.

The Complex is plain okay, akin to a 5/10 movie, only really saved by the great performances from the actors involved. The sound mixing is pretty terrible, the plot is predictable and some of the writing is really weak but it’s not outright unwatchable either, just really forgettable. Not really worth it, even on sale, i think you’d have more fun just watching a decent movie.

CODE Bunny is fine, and that’s about it. It doesn’t really outshine others in it’s genre, nor is it horrible to play. It probably would have gotten a thumbs up were it not for the terribly designed last level.
The whole story takes about an hour to do, two if you do both characters, and you can get a few more hours out of the speedrun mode if you’re so inclined.
As for the actual game, let’s start off with the positives:
The soundtrack and art are both great, the movement is really fluid and it feels fun to jump around, bounce off enemies and use abilities, in general you can tell a whole lot of love and effort went into it.
However,
The difficulty is just a joke, the first four levels/bosses are absurdly easy, like “just spam one button and win easy”, and then the last level and boss are such an absurd jump in difficulty that you are just left wondering “what the hell happened”. Yliaster Core decides to introduce insta-kill red walls, that once touched bring you back to the checkpoint in the midway of the stage, and they are dropped everywhere, often in places you can’t even see until you’re close enough to be dead, it’s not fun to deal with, and is just a pain. But that is nothing compared to the final boss, which introduces two insta-death pits on either side of stage. When the best way to deal with bosses is to dash into them, you can imagine how annoying it becomes not to die because you failed to miss an enemy attack, but because you accidentally dashed into a death hole, again, and again, and again. This might have been passable had the difficulty been increased gradually, but instead we get this.
Honorable mention to the story which tries to be emotional, but fails horribly. 1 hour is just not enough for me to care about any of the characters, even more so their relationships and backstories.

TLDR: Nothing special (except the absurd difficulty jump at the end), worth buying if you’ve already played through all the greats, otherwise skip.

Call of the Sea is, at face value, an okayish puzzle adventure game with a somewhat interesting plot. However the longer you play it, the more it’s issues become apparent, and turn into a slog that you just want to end as soon as possible.

To preface this, let’s start with the good: Semi-interesting story that pulls you along for the first half of the game, some of the puzzles are really fun to solve, the VA and music is really good.

Now, the bad: The story somewhat falls apart in the final-half, becoming quite predictable, and the main character going “huh, what’s going on” in every location after everyone and their mother knows what’s going on gets really old. Some of the puzzles are just terribly obtuse and require you to interact with basically everything in the environment so you can get the clues in your notebook and be able to actually solve the puzzle, not too fun. And this is all summed up by the biggest issue in the game, which is the sluggish movement and animations. They make it so that most of the time, you’ve already solved the puzzle in your head, and are just spending the rest of the time “running”, swimming or climbing up ladders to get to the other part of the puzzle. It’s not fun in the slightest, especially since there is nothing to do in-between puzzles, so the slow movement makes it that much more of a chore, and probably elongates the game time by about an hour. This was a painful experience for free, and for the full price? Don’t do it, get something else.

I have to say, games like Children of the Sun hurt the most to play. It’s one thing when a game is irredeemably bad, and you can tell that there was no saving it, but here, you can tell passion went into it, and the actual core idea of the game is great. Unfortunately, the execution leaves a lot to be desired, and ends up completely ruining what good ideas there might have been.

Now before i start, let me go over the positives:
The artstyle is absolutely superb, i love every bit of it, same with the music, fits the game perfectly. The idea is also really fun at it’s core, and in the few levels where it’s actually properly used, it’s really fun.

And with that out of the way, time for the main meat and potatoes of what made me despise this game by the end.
To start off, the story is just downright bad, it’s like a teenager in their edgy rebel phase got tasked with writing and designing it. You can just see the edginess dripping off it, and it’s not done very well either, completely squandering that whole part of the game. By the end, i was just skipping the cutscenes entirely, and that actually made it slightly more enjoyable.
The levels are also randomly broken up by utterly horrible minigames, that control terribly, have obnoxious SFX and UI, and just aren’t fun to beat at all.
But these are just minor issues compared to the next one, which is… the level design for 95% of the game. You’d think a game where you can control a bullet and have to kill every single person in one shot, would be all about trying to figure out the perfect path, and executing it, right? Well, i thought so too before playing it, but no. The game is actually Where’s Waldo, trying to find all the hidden enemies around the map, and once you’ve found them all, you can pretty easily beat most of the levels first try. I don’t understand at all why the main challenge of the game was turned into finding enemies hidden in random obscure spots, instead of making levels where you can easily see where everyone is, but have to figure out a path to get to all of them. It completely squanders any potential that the game had with it’s (pretty damn interesting) idea, and it hurts even more because there are 2-3 levels late in the game that do actually play out like this. You easily see all the enemies, but just have to figure out a path that weaves inbetween all the obstacles, and guess what? They’re really damn fun, and easily the best levels of the whole game, which just hurts even more.

TLDR: It’s not worth it, not even on sale. Hopefully someone takes the idea from this game, and lets it shine to it’s full potential, but this… this ain’t it chief.

Being free is probably the only redeeming quality of this game. Unfortunately it plays like a poor man’s rip off of The Stanley Parable/Superliminal, in the most literal sense of the word. There’s a lot of jokes that are just straight up ripped 1 for 1, some with slight changes, some with none at all. All of this is summed up with a main storyline that is ok at best,”bonus” content that is painful to play through and a DLC that is less of a DLC and more of a “here’s the rest of the content that you were blocked from playing for no reason”. Really not worth wasting your time on, just play one of the other games i’ve mentioned, even if they’re paid, they are well worth it, unlike this.

Potatoman Seeks the Troof is genuinely atrocious, and does not hold up one bit for the present day. It’s the exact game you’d expect with from the early 2010s, rage platformer that’s clear youtuber bait with “rawr xd aren’t we so quirky” writing. Just skip, unless you’re really itching to go back to the 2010s.

Pure unreal engine slop that does a worse job at showing off games than any trailer showcase has ever done.

Genuinely quite terrible, and even if the dev is self-aware, that doesn’t change much. A boring endless runner with flappy bird-esque controls, with it’s only saving grace being a free Steam key to another game. Hard pass.

This is my 4th or 5th time beating this game, and oh man, it’s still so great. Even though i generally hate difficult games, VVVVVV somehow just manages to suck me back in to play it every few years, and every time i do i have a great time. Just 10/10, no comments needed, go play it if you somehow missed out on it, it’s amazing.

Yada yada, y’know it’s good, but if you didn’t pick it up before now, it’s not like my review will make any difference. Goodbye FH4, you were one of the good ones.

Y’know, i usually really dislike stealth games, i just don’t find sneaking around and instantly failing when i am caught to be fun. But Dishonored… it far surpasses being just a simple stealth game, and is more like the recent Hitman trilogy, where you have a target, and the way you go about getting there and dealing with it is up to you. Wanna sneak around? Sure. Want to kill everyone? Be my guest. Want to have consequences to your actions, instead of just an instant game over screen? Play Dishonored, it truly is deserving of all the praise it gets.

Doronko Wanko is a great little stress relief game, where you get to run around and utterly destroy a house for the whopping price of… free! A good 30-40 minutes of fun, with no cost of entry, definitely do give it a try!

En Garde is a fun little 3 hour romp that starts off quite easy, and ends being brutally hard, but still manages to keep being fun throughout, due to it’s simple yet hard to master mechanics. Worth playing!

Princess Farmer is definetly very…. mid. I don’t dislike it, but i wouldn’t particularly recommend it either. It’s a 4 hour long match-3 game, which even though kinda short, still managed to get stale and boring by the end, mainly due to one thing…. the gameplay doesn’t evolve, at all. What you do in the tutorial, is what you’ll be doing until the final boss, it doesn’t add any more mechanics, doesn’t get more difficult, and as a result ends up feeling like a slog to finish. Worth buying on sale, but not really a must play.

Nuclear Blaze is honestly just… fine. It looks pretty, the music is great and the gameplay is plain alright. The difficulty is quite consistent until the final 2 levels where there is a big spike, and the overall game is quite short. It’s honestly one of those games where you’re not missing out on anything by not playing it, and me struggling to even write anything about it in this review says enough. Worth it on sale if you’ve already played every other good platformer on the market.

A playable ad that’s… actually fun? Yep, Devolver has done it once again, and managed to create an ad that you actually want to go through. It’s not anything groundbreaking, but a fun little 40 minute romp, worth playing!

Genuinely superb game for being free. It’s only 30 minutes long, but that 30 minutes is filled with charm, a cute artstyle, dark humour and great gameplay. Really worth trying!

NOTE: This will be purely a review for both DLCs, as i have beaten the main game on PS3.

TLAD:
Honestly, very mediocre DLC. The side activities are not much fun, and feel more like gruntwork. And the main story is just your typical betrayal and revenge story, with not really any spectacular or memorable missions. Decent, but would not go back to it.
6/10

TBoGT:
Now this is where the DLCs shine, TBoGT really feels like a last hurrah to GTA4, with a lot of new features, mission challenges (which incentivizes a replay) and some really great missions, especially that final one, putting a closure to one of the antagonists of GTA4’s story. Also, this DLC gets rid of the depression filter, and really makes GTA4 look younger than it is.
9/10

Short and sweet point and click adventure with superb art and enjoyable music. Not much to say, but for that price it’s definitely worth playing at least once :)

So, having never watched any of the Mad Max movies i can confidently say the Mad Max game was… perfectly fine, not amazing, not horrible, just plain fine. Mad Max is like fast food, it’s unlikely to be your favourite, but you’ll probably enjoy the time you spent with it. The story is fun, the world quite nicely detailed and the characters enjoyable. The side activities do start to grind you down after a while, but they are (mostly) optional so once you feel like you’re done, you can just finish out the story.

In short, worth buying on sale, and playing when you are bored and don’t know what else to play. It will give you a solid 20 hours of fun, and more if you love Ubisoft-like menial tasks to complete :)

Sticky Business is a perfect blend of “ahh, this is so cozy and relaxing” and “MOTHERFUCKER, PRINT THOSE STICKERS NOW” depending on the day and amount of customers. And i love it for that, it doesn’t go too far, instead it perfects it’s own simple formula of making stickers and selling them, and i think it does it well. Well worth the price, for a few hours of enjoyment for non-creative types like me, and probably many many more for those that actually want to play around and create interesting sticker designs.

After playing both LiS, and LiS BTS, it feels like the original game is a 5 star full meal at a restaurant, and BTS is a small piece of dessert served after it. It’s nice don’t get me wrong, but the story here doesn’t warrant buying the game without playing the original first, and feels like it would have been better served had it just been made a dlc for the original. Now it has some issues ofc, like the awful unnecessary plot twist in episode 3 in Rachel’s house, or the fact that there’s a bonus episode locked behind DLC in what already feels like DLC. But overall the story is a nice serving of bonus character lore for fans of the original, and for those who didn’t play the original… well… don’t play this, just play the original. Worth a buy at a discount.

Coming into DR3 i hadn’t really played any other DR game, and i gotta say, looks like i’ve been missing out. DR3 is absolutely superb, walking the fine line between too easy to have fun, and too difficult to not have any fun. You’ll have fun mowing down zombies like they’re nothing, but once you’re out on foot, brother, you better hope you got some stamina or some good crowd weapons. Then the goofy weapons, clothing and collectibles just add to the charm, and even if they aren’t all chuckle worthy, they at least never delve into cringy levels of design. Then there’s also the story which…. is there. It’s not exactly very good, but at least you can tell an attempt was made, and it never feels half-assed, even if the plot is a bit bad. It’s enough to keep you moving forward, and gives you something to work towards which is the least you’d want, and something some games seem to misunderstand.

To sum it all up, DR3 doesn’t overstay it’s welcome, and offers a fun experience that delivers for 100% of it’s runtime. It’s worth a buy for sure :)

So… Payback. When it launched it got hated for it’s speedcards system, but now? Honestly, it’s a pretty fun game. I had a good time, the driving’s fun and the campaign is long enough to give you stuff to do, but not too long to get boring. But of course, Payback is far from perfect, and it has some glaring issues. This includes: speedcards (Yes, they still suck), the reset system (janky as hell, and it never feels right) and the main gripe, the offroad physics. They are atrocious, and i never got used to them throughout the whole career. Your car understeers and oversteers depending on it’s mood, and some of the offroad races will literally turn you into the joker.

That being said. despite it’s shortcomings, it’s a good game. Definetly better than 2015. Play it if you got it, if you don’t buy it on sale, it’s fun :)

Lucius is a decently fun early 2010s puzzle game, the animations have not aged very well, but the overall presentation and graphics still look fine. The puzzles however… for the first part of the game they are fine, maybe even too easy, then the last few decide to go for the goofiest ever solutions, resulting in turning to a guide, or running around the house trying to figure out what to do. Still though, for the price, and for the length, Lucius is very much worth buying :)

NOTE: I have only played the story mode.

For it’s price, Genital Jousting is a pretty solid offering, the story is an enjoyable playthrough with some chuckle worthy moments and enjoyable controls. It doesn’t overstay it’s welcome, nor does it push it’s jokes too hard which is great. Plus, there’s a whole multiplayer aspect which i did not bother with it, certainly worth buying :)

Hotshot Racing is the definition of aggressively mediocre. It’s not good, it’s not bad, it’s just plain boring. It feels like it wants to so badly capture Mario Kart’s audience, but doesn’t want to be called a clone so all the best parts of Mario Kart are stripped. The AI rubberbands like crazy, which means you can be dead last for the whole race and jump into first on the last lap, or lead the whole race, get shunted from behind and finish 4th. This effectively means all racing until the final lap is pointless, and the plain ok physics don’t make it fun to drive it either, rather it makes it feel like a chore you have to get through. All the characters have Marvel-esque one-liners which make you want to stop playing once you’ve heard the same line 20 times in the last 10 minutes. And the tracks aren’t anything special either, not a single one is memorable in any way, and each has quite a simple layout. In general, the whole game feels like a corporate idea of “cool”, it all feels so safe and bland that genuinely there is no point in playing it. You can have fun with a good game, you can have fun with a bad game, with a mediocre game all you get is disappointment, and that perfectly sums up Hotshot Racing.

An absolute flash classic, that was expanded and improved upon making it into this. An amazingly enjoyable experience with great art, a banging soundtrack and extremely fun gameplay. Just wow, what a great experience. Play it right now!!!

Gorogoa falls perfectly into my favourite type of puzzle game, one where the puzzles aren’t hard enough to make you pull out a guide, but aren’t easy enough for you to breeze through them. The perfect middle ground where after each puzzle you can go “Ah!”, and feel accomplished. The beautiful art and great soundtrack is just the cherry on top. The only drawback is, it’s short, really short, and for that price… eh…. i would wait for a sale, however this is definetly a gem worth playing :)

It's just more WD2, what's there to say? A few more fun missions in a great game are always appreciated :)

Puzzle Agent is quite a short, and mildly enjoyable story game. The puzzles are quite nice, and the story… well it starts a bit slow, and then speedruns all the way to the finish with a cliffhanger, not really that great. The VA and art are nice, and that’s about it. Quite a forgettable experience overall, and probably one i’ll forget i even played in a few months. Worth a buy? For the price, sure, if you’re just looking to kill a few hours with an ok game, don’t go in looking for anything groundbreaking, or even great though.

Honestly, what a great and hilarious game. Rarely do i encounter writing that actually makes me laugh out loud, but this game managed that, and did it quite consistently. Never a dull moment, whether you are going around the streets of Paris interviewing suspects, or sitting in a courtroom trying to defend your client, there’s always something to make you laugh. Truly a top tier game, worth playing :)

Now this... this is great! Compared to the base FH3, this DLC is a blast, surpassing even it's sequel in FH5 in many ways. Lots of jumps, absurd stunts and extremely high speeds make for some superb racing, and it's almost a shame there's not more. Worth every penny!

While not quite as good as Hot Wheels, Blizzard Mountain is quite a lot of fun in it's own regard. Racing through the slippery snow, sometimes with barely any visibility alongside cliff edges does make for some enthralling racing, and it seems to pack more events than Hot Wheels on a tighter map too! However at the end of the day, it's just a snowy map, yes, it's fun, but it's not something i envision myself going back to personally.

Not really much to say about this one tbh, a fairly typical porn game, with very nice art, and a mildly interesting story. Worth playing, but not outstanding by any means.

Nice art, and a questionable story, but that's about it. Fairly typical porn game, the world would not be any different with or without it.

It’s embarrassing that this free game from 10+ years ago clears like half of the paid games on Steam in terms of effort and quality. Good game, play it.

I played FH3 back when it launched, but never finished it. I had a great time with it at the time. But coming back to it.... it's honestly not that great. I think my outlook on Horizon changed after i went back and played FH1, and now FH3 just feels pointless... You can do any race in any car, there is no challenge, no pressure, nothing. Just do what you want with no consequences. And that sucks, why should i even care when i can bring the fastest or slowest car to any race and can still win. There is no point in buying any cars, upgrading etc. I'm really disappointed with this one honestly.

I’m not usually a fan of point and click games, but Inspector Waffles is an exception to the rule. No stupid moon logic puzzles, witty and funny dialogue, great pixel art and most of all a fun story! Definetly worth playing, especially since the game is quite short :)

Potion Permit is a cute and relaxing little game about hunting, crafting and making relationships. It doesn’t go much deeper than that, but it doesn’t need to, the gameplay loop is satisfying and engaging for the whole game (except the end which drags on a bit) and that makes PP a really fun game to just boot up and get lost in for hours.