Report 93: Janurary - March 2026
- Arctic Eggs
7 hours playtime
16 of 16 achievements - Bounty of One
49 hours playtime
100 of 100 achievements - This Ain’t Even Poker, Ya Joker
8 hours playtime
12 of 12 achievements - Berry Bury Berry
11 hours playtime
61 of 61 achievements - Xenosensory
3 hours playtime
59 of 59 achievements - Space Rock Breaker
3 hours playtime
15 of 15 achievements - Loan Shark
2 hours playtime
16 of 16 achievements - Fahrenheit: Indigo Prophecy Remastered
10 hours playtime
17 of 17 achievements - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Trilogy
63 hours playtime
30 of 30 achievements
Arctic Eggs - For whatever reason, I thought I’d be getting something absurd but ulitmately disturbing, like Mouthwashing. It’s nothing like Mouthwashing. The gameplay took a bit to get used to, and I absolutely HATED it at first (since I was pretty bad at it). Don’t get me wrong, even when I got better, it was still rage-inducing at moments (especially getting the achievement for clearing the final task on hard), but it was satisfying to pull off. The humor is extermely lol so random and unfunny most of the time though. 6/10
Bounty of One - This one is an actualy hard Vampire survivors clone. The main feature is that you have to fully stop moving to shoot at enemies, and it changes up the way these things are played drastically. I got some of the hardest achievement but then they got removed for whatever reason, which sucks. 7/10
This Ain’t Even Poker, Ya Joker - Short idle/clicker game. You progress way too fast, which kinda ruins the whole poijnt. 4/10
Berry Bury Berry - EXTREMELY satisfying gameplay loop with a meh horror plot. I’d play more of it in any form though. 7,5/10
Xenosensory - Short horror-ish clicker game. Satisfying where it counts. 6/10
Space Rock Breaker - Short idle/clicker game. Nothing to write home about, but the stone processing part is really satisfying.
Loan Shark - Pretty interesting and fun short horror story. The UI is pretty bad. Since it’s purely story-driven game, the fishing minigame’s really basic. Wish that wasn’t the case, but oh well. 6,5/10
Fahrenheit - Back when I was a kid and this was released, I used to think that was the coolest shit ever. Now I replayed it and man it’s the dumbest shit ever. Though everything bad here is hilariously so, so it’s not that much of a problem. The stealth segments are still awful. 7/10
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Trilogy - Finally completed that one after taking a long pause for a few years. The game’s great. It’s really funny how heavily localized it is for a western audience, despite the fact it’s getting harder and harder to explain obviously japanese motives, especially in the later parts, where they kinda gave up and winged it. Great games anyway. 9,5/10
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Congratz for Ace Attorney, that’s a long one !
Here with you on Fahrenheit, brother LOL
Considering Arctic Eggs and Loan Shark, I’d say you’re a fellow Pantaloon fan. Berry Bury Berry makes you a nocaps fan as well? Just throwing wild guesses there hehe