Zelrune

March 2021 report!
ALSO: It’s my birthday today! March 31st!
One more day and my life would have been a joke!

…This month has been very difficult and disheartening for me in terms of games. I sincerely hope it was just me that had such a bad streak of games.

SG wins left: 9/11
Finished +5
Added to my backlog +1
Gifts +4
Total: +5 - 5 = 0. My backlog has not moved this month. The battle continues.

4.1 hours
An incredible game with a stunning conclusion.

After being flung from space into the surface of an unknown planet, you, A.R.I.D, (Autonomous Robotic Interface Device) a highly complex combat AI installed onto a spacesuit, comes online after your human inside the suit, Colonel Josephs, is unresponsive, unconscious, and assumingly in critical condition. Temporarily taking over control to get him quickly to a medical station, you find yourself underground in a decaying and abandoned factory.
You have three mission parameters and one goal.

Must not misrepresent reality.
Must be obedient.
Must protect the active pilot.

Goal: Get the pilot medical assistance by any means necessary, and don’t allow the life support to expire.

I am incredibly impressed with The Fall, while some of the interactions are clunky, the storytelling is absolutely incredible and the ending was [i]amazing.[/i] The Fall deserves it’s high ratings and I look forward to playing Part 2 sometime.

TL;DR: Rushed AI overcomes many obstacles by shooting first and asking questions later.


Half-Life 2
Amazing gameplay with an incredibly disappointing ending.

Joe Dever's Lone Wolf HD Remastered

4/10
27.0 hours
79 of 79 achievements

In Joe Dever's Lone Wolf, you play as Lone Wolf, the Last of the Kai, Lord Protector of Sommerlund. Everything starts when you get an urgent message stating the frontier village of Rockstarn is likely about to be attacked by monsters and the enemy of the Kai. Immediately jumping on your horse and making your way there, you find you are much too late. Fight back against enemy forces, rescue the villagers, and storm the fortress of V’taag after discovering a threatening plot in this turn-based choose-your-own-adventure based off the novels!

I had fun playing Joe Dever's Lone Wolf, but I’ve come to a decision that I can’t recommend it due to the rather abrupt, nonsensical and disappointing ending as well as a few story flaws. There was romance when there shouldn’t have been, Absolutely no build up, 5 minutes before the game ends, right before the final fight. and the game ends rather abruptly after defeating the last boss. Who wasn’t even the last boss, it was the general. Coward ran away the second he saw his minion get annihilated.
One of my biggest issues is with a npc you run into early on, Leandra. Leandra seems to serve absolutely no purpose but to cause trouble everywhere she goes, and aside from needing to be constantly rescued, she has the survival instinct of a suicidal lemming. Story wise, as lord protector, you are supposed to help people and yet in order to constantly make sure Leandra doesn’t accidently off herself, you end up abandoning three villagers in Act 1, two people in Act 3, and one person in Act 4. This is incredibly disappointing for an RPG as there is literally no way to save these people, especially considering that’s your actual job.

Another annoyance of mine is how absolutely unbalanced some of the skills are. In the beginning, you pick what talents and skills you want, but some of them are used so infrequently they are essentially worthless. Having to re-roll your character in Act 3, 8-10 hours in, because the previously unneeded Sixth Sense skill Is suddenly needed twenty times doesn’t sound like a good time to me.
I heavily recommend this set up, Healing – Mindblast/Mindshield – Weaponskill – Sixth Sense.

I did not read any of the novels before playing this game, but if you have and are a fan of them, you will probably end up enjoying this more than I did.

Half-Life 2
Copy/Paste multiple endings, and unrealistic romance. "I know I just met the dude, but he's my bf now."

Sword Daughter

1/10
1.8 hours
15 of 15 achievements

In Sword Daughter, you play as Knight and Lady Tyrna. You and your father have hired some Caravan members to escort both of you across a mighty desert on a journey, but even with extra protection, everyone is ambushed by Orcs! You are knocked unconscious and miraculously survive thanks to a Half-Elf Warden, Gavin, who is on a journey of his own. Reluctantly joining you on your quest for vengeance, you both get in way more trouble than you could have ever anticipated.

While there are multiple endings, an awful lot of them are very similar with copy/paste dialog. The music was nothing special and the story has so many holes it might actually be swiss cheese. The absolute worst part of Sword Daughter is the romance. Tyrna and Gavin fall in love instantly and she is absolutely ready to go ahead and move in with him and get married before he finishes the first sentence.
The best ending is technically a bad ending but honestly, I was ready to burn the entire place to the ground anyway.

Half-Life 2
I'm honestly not even sure what the story was.

Machine Made: Rebirth

1/10
5.7 hours
32 of 32 achievements

In Machine Made: Rebirth you play as an amnesiac Zephrim named Titania, or Tibby! After losing her memories, she awakens and is labeled as an exile for her past unknown crimes. Forced to train in order to be a scout for the Zephrim Race, she is banished to a lonely island where she makes a few discoveries and new friendships!
Uncover her memories in this 5+ hour adventure!

I didn’t really enjoy playing, the level design is pretty bad in which you are expected to interact with objects multiple times and you are never directed where to go and what’s important, leaving most people stuck in the tutorial area. The combat is a typical RPG maker combat, and other times you need to press a sequence of arrows before time runs out.
The battles are a bit confusing as well, as sometimes the noted EXP gain is incorrect. For instance, when fighting the Training robots in the beginning, it can say I gained +10 EXP, when I actually gained +20 EXP. I recommend taking advantage of this and getting to lvl 6 in the tutorial area, as the Island monsters can be a bit tough if you are not prepared.

My biggest issue is definitely the storyline, in which it never made sense to me. And in the few moments I [i]thought[/i] it did, I was quickly proven wrong. I didn’t really know what I was doing in the game and other than wandering around and interacting with random objects hoping to push the story forward, there isn’t really much to do as enemies don’t respawn.

TL;DR: Don’t.

Half-Life 2
If I could have gone back in time to stop myself from playing this, I would have.

Orion: A Sci-Fi Visual Novel

2/10
1.3 hours
no achievements

In Orion you play as Sam, an intelligent 16-year-old boy with a knack for computers. Sam lives peacefully with his brother Louca, in Section 6 of one of the many floating cities in Earths orbit. Reoccurring nightmares, however, has made life rather difficult to deal with, and suddenly getting a strange message from an unknown person named Virgil isn’t helping at all.
“The setting sun rises as the moon weeps.”

I didn’t hate Orion but I didn’t much like it either, and while I prefer to give it a “meh” vote, that’s impossible so this review is negative on the basis that if I could have gone back in time to stop myself from getting it, I would have.
The best thing about Orion is definitely it’s art, and the voice acting honestly wasn’t too bad either. However, there are a few things I don’t like about this game.

First – you need to play eight different endings to reach the true ending.
Second – It’s hard to reach any of the endings because if you deviate from the path even once, it doesn’t count so following a guide is necessary.
Third – all of the endings are incredibly underwhelming. The true ending is as mediocre as every other.

TL; DR: If you had an hour and thirty minutes of free time and are looking for a fun/interesting Sci-fi VN to play and pass some time… it’s not this.

Cece09

Oh ouch you clearly pushed through but disappointing that you didn’t like them, especially lone wolf having a bad ending

Zelrune

I was honestly shocked after fighting the final boss the game was immediately sent into a short cutscene then back to the main menu, I re-loaded the save file because I thought “That’s can’t be it? What happened after?” but nah that was the ending. I was really disappointed.

Cece09

wow that does sound terrible. I get annoyed that my hogs do that but thats not nearly as bad

Zelrune

I remember struggling with other bosses more than the final boss, I wonder if it was rushed or something.
But anyway I’m gonna treat myself to some nice games this April. Excited!

Py

Damn, you had to have a lot of courage to play that many game that you didn’t like :o.
I guess thanks epic for the free game that was the only good game of the month :D

Zelrune

In my defense I didn’t realize I would hate all of them lmao.
I played Sword Daughter and Lone Wolf at the same time because I struggle getting through big games without VN breaks, it was sheer bad luck for Sword Daughter because I curator I liked recommended it.
For Lone Wolf, excluding a NPC that was driving me nuts I had a lot of fun until the abrupt ending that made me regret the hours I put into it.
I opted to play something that had a lot of positive reviews and ratings to try and motivate myself after that disaster, which ended up being The Fall, which blew my mind.
Realizing I only had two days left of the month and not enough wins, I started Machine Made:Rebirth because it didn’t have nearly enough reviews or curations to it’s name. It ended up being a hot mess but that’s kinda what I expected out of an RPG maker.
I picked up another short game, Orion, which had mixed reviews so I had no Idea if I would have hated it or not. I see why a lot of people had trouble recommending it now though.

I’m gonna pick some nice games this April to treat myself a bit.