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Update #25: December 2020

Steam Purchases:

Winter Sale Purchases:

BLAEO Secret Santa gifts from kubikill:

SteamGifts wins:

Non-SG wins:

Beaten/completed:

Half-Life 2

The Henry Stickmin Collection

5/5
6.0 hours
82 of 82 achievements

I vaguely remember either playing the first or second game way back when on Newgrounds. This whole collection was a treat, had a fun time going for all the choices and possible endings in each game.

Half-Life 2

Lovers of Aether

3/5
0.4 hours
1 of 15 achievements
Half-Life 2

Is It Wrong to Try to Shoot 'em Up Girls in a Dungeon?

3/5
0.3 hours
no achievements
Half-Life 2

Montaro : RE

3/5
1.4 hours
8 of 8 achievements

If you’ve played the original Montaro, you know what to expect here. More of the same but prettier visuals. It’s also much easier since there’s no lives.

Half-Life 2

Gato Roboto

5.2 hours
9 of 12 achievements

The perfect bite-sized metroidvania. Or meowtroidvania rather…

about 1 month ago* 2 comments

Update #24: November 2020

Steam Purchases:

Fanatical Purchases:

Non-SG wins:

Beaten/completed:

Half-Life 2

They Came From a Communist Planet

3/5
0.3 hours
no achievements
Half-Life 2

Stranded

1/5
0.4 hours
no achievements

Walk around (slowly) and activate lights. That’s it. That’s the whole game. Nice music and pixel art tho.

Half-Life 2

Guns, Gore & Cannoli

3/5
3.0 hours
12 of 21 achievements
Half-Life 2

Murder

2/5
0.3 hours
no achievements

From the same dev as Stranded and while I didn’t really like it, it’s at least better than that game.

Half-Life 2

God's Trigger

3/5
3.8 hours
16 of 41 achievements

Didn’t like this at first, that is until I unlocked more abilities later in the game. The upgraded chain whip is a ton of fun to use!

Half-Life 2

Livelock

3/5
4.9 hours
25 of 50 achievements

Solid top-down shooter that definitely outstayed it’s welcome. Was kind of done fighting same-ish enemies after the halfway point.

Half-Life 2

Montaro

3/5
2.7 hours
15 of 15 achievements

Cute little endless runner. Great game to play while you’re watching/listening to something.

Half-Life 2

StarPrey

2/5
0.7 hours
no achievements

Had some fun with this game but man, I wouldn’t be lying if I said that I was fighting the controls the whole time. The turret enemies also suck ass.

Half-Life 2

F.E.A.R.

5/5
13.9 hours
no achievements

Replayed one of my favourite games ever and man does it still hold up. It’s just a blast to fight enemies in this game and the weapons are a ton of fun to use.

2 months ago* 2 comments

Update #23: October 2020

Steam Purchases:

Steam Halloween Sale Purchases:

Beaten/completed:

Half-Life 2

Half-Life: C.A.G.E.D.

3/5
1.0 hours
no achievements

Decent Half-Life mod. Great music by Lazerhawk though.

Half-Life 2

Streets Of Kamurocho

2/5
0.2 hours
no achievements

Wish this was a full game, make it happen SEGA!

Half-Life 2

Pumpkin Jack

4/5
6.0 hours
33 of 33 achievements

Enjoyed this a lot! Great 3D platformer that reminded me a lot of MediEvil, which is a game I adore.

Half-Life 2

Monster Prom 2: Monster Camp

4/5
0.9 hours
no achievements

Finished one playthrough and ended up with Joy! Definitely gonna replay this a bunch of times.

Half-Life 2

Haunt the House: Terrortown

3/5
1.6 hours
16 of 25 achievements

Cute action puzzle game. Quite decent, the only thing that really bothered me were NPCs that were scared/terrified but didn’t run to the exit.

3 months ago 4 comments

Update #22: September 2020

Steam Purchases:

  • Theyest Thou

    1.2 hours playtime

    no achievements

  • Among Us

    0 hours playtime

    no achievements

  • Kingdoms of Amalur: Re-Reckoning

    1.1 hours playtime

    1 of 62 achievements

SteamGifts wins:

Non-SG wins:

Beaten/completed:

Half-Life 2

Theyest Thou

4/5
1.2 hours
no achievements

Fun little top-down shooter where you have telekinetic powers. Difficulty felt a bit all over the place but I had a great time nonetheless.

Half-Life 2

Technobabylon

5/5
8.2 hours
39 of 40 achievements

Really damn good, probably gonna listen to the Commentary sometime soon.

4 months ago* 2 comments

Update #21: August 2020

No Steam games beaten this month, a first!

Steam Purchases:

Came with my new laptop, looking forward to try this out this weekend.

5 months ago 1 comment

Update #20: June - July 2020

Steam Summer Sale Purchases:

SteamGifts wins:

Non-SG wins:

Beaten/completed:

Half-Life 2

Helltaker

4/5
0.7 hours
8 of 8 achievements
Half-Life 2

CARRION

4/5
4.2 hours
19 of 21 achievements

Neat “reverse” horror metroidvania. Could really use a map though!

Half-Life 2

Squidlit

3/5
0.8 hours
3 of 18 achievements

Short but sweet platformer. Doesn’t do anything too interesting/new but it’s alright.

6 months ago 4 comments

Update #19: May 2020

Steam Purchases:

  • BioShock 2 Remastered

    0 hours playtime

    0 of 53 achievements

  • BioShock Infinite

    0 hours playtime

    0 of 80 achievements

  • Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Trilogy / 逆転裁判123 成歩堂セレクション

    9.8 hours playtime

    7 of 30 achievements

  • Half-Life 2
    Monster Prom: Second Term

    0.7 hours playtime

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  • STAR WARS™ Battlefront (Classic, 2004)

    4.4 hours playtime

    no achievements

Fanatical Bundle purchases:

Non-SG wins:

Beaten/completed:

Monster Prom: Second Term

Monster Prom: Second Term

0.7 hours
0 of 11 achievements

Neat DLC that is about the same length as the main game. Loved the two new love interests in this!

Half-Life 2

STAR WARS™ Battlefront (Classic, 2004)

4.4 hours
no achievements

I used to play this a ton at a friend’s house so the nostalgia was huge on this one. Still really fun after all these years. It’s a lot slower-paced than the sequel and some of the maps are kinda unfair to one faction.

Half-Life 2

Redeemer

4.0 hours
19 of 40 achievements
Half-Life 2

Tesla vs Lovecraft

1.8 hours
15 of 20 achievements

If you played any top-down shooters from 10tons, this one shouldn’t be that different. It’s a lot more hectic though, with huge waves of enemies trying to kill you.

Half-Life 2

Party Hard

3.4 hours
12 of 27 achievements
8 months ago* 0 comments

Update #18: April 2020

Steam Purchases:

  • CROSSNIQ+

    0.3 hours playtime

    no achievements

  • Vampire: The Masquerade - Coteries of New York

    5.0 hours playtime

    12 of 28 achievements

  • XCOM: Chimera Squad

    10.2 hours playtime

    6 of 40 achievements

  • Karma City Police

    0 hours playtime

    no achievements

SteamGifts Wins:

Non-SG Wins:

Gifts:

Beaten/completed:

Half-Life 2

Respawn Man

1/5
0.6 hours
6 of 13 achievements

This was truly awful. Stiff controls and awful hitboxes in a platformer? Yikes.

Half-Life 2

Vampire: The Masquerade - Coteries of New York

3/5
5.0 hours
12 of 28 achievements

With the news of a standalone expansion I decided it was finally time to buy this game. It was quite decent, the choices don’t branch out too much and the ending was a bit shite. D’ Angelo was a true bro though, what a fun character.

Half-Life 2

Cyrano Story

2/5
1.3 hours
10 of 13 achievements

I played through this just to get Moons of Madness…

9 months ago* 3 comments

Update #17: March 2020

Steam purchases:

  • Grand Theft Auto III

    15.8 hours playtime

    no achievements

  • Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

    7.2 hours playtime

    no achievements

  • Driver: Parallel Lines

    0.4 hours playtime

    no achievements

  • Life is Strange 2

    18.0 hours playtime

    31 of 46 achievements

  • Squidlit

    0 hours playtime

    0 of 18 achievements

Gifts:

SteamGifts wins:

  • Maize

    0 hours playtime

    no achievements

Non-SG wins:

Beaten/completed:

Half-Life 2

Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary

3/5
15.5 hours
52 of 700 achievements

Still not really sure I like the Halo games after playing this and Reach, but it was decent I guess. Fuck The Library though, what a boring ass level.

Half-Life 2

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

4/5
7.2 hours
no achievements
Half-Life 2

Grand Theft Auto III

3/5
15.8 hours
no achievements

This game has a real hard-on for timed missions.

Half-Life 2

The Awesome Adventures of Captain Spirit

3/5
2.3 hours
no achievements
Half-Life 2

Life is Strange 2

5/5
18.0 hours
31 of 46 achievements

Might’ve been my GOTY last year if I had played it then. Another great game from Dontnod, they’re quickly becoming one of my favourite developers.

Half-Life 2

Batman: The Enemy Within - The Telltale Series

4/5
9.8 hours
30 of 30 achievements

I enjoyed this a lot more than the first season. Really interesting and original take on the relationship between the Joker and Batman. I wouldn’t mind seeing a season 3 of this series.

10 months ago* 0 comments

Update #16: February 2020

Little early because I probably won’t beat anything in the last few days. The Division 2 ate up a lot of my time :P

Steam purchases:

Fanatical Bundle purchases:

SteamGifts wins:

Non-SG wins:

Beaten/completed:

Gish

Gish

3/5
2.7 hours
0 of 11 achievements

Pretty nice physics platformer, held up pretty well for a 16-year old game. There were some really frustrating levels though and the achievements are super broken so I haven’t gotten any.

Agent A: A puzzle in disguise

Agent A: A puzzle in disguise

3/5
3.5 hours
25 of 30 achievements

For someone that doesn’t play a lot of puzzle games, this was quite an easy one to get into. I only had to look up the solution to a few puzzles. My only complaint was that you had to backtrack a lot to previous areas, which was not clear a few times.

Ben There, Dan That!

Ben There, Dan That!

3/5
1.2 hours
no achievements
Mission: It's Complicated

Mission: It's Complicated

4/5
8.4 hours
33 of 33 achievements

I quite liked this free Visual novel. The premise is to send out a pair of heroes on missions to build up their relationship to save the world. It’s has some great and funny writing and is very inclusive, I highly recommend it!

11 months ago* 0 comments
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38% unfinished
20% beaten
5% completed
6% won't play
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