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Update #19: May 2020
Steam Purchases:
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BioShock 2 Remastered
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BioShock Infinite
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Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Trilogy / 逆転裁判123 成歩堂セレクション
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Half-Life 2
0.7 hours playtime
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STAR WARS™ Battlefront (Classic, 2004)
4.4 hours playtime
no achievements
Fanatical Bundle purchases:
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The Age of Decadence
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Angry Video Game Nerd II: ASSimilation
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Blood: Fresh Supply
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Masquerada: Songs and Shadows
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Pathologic Classic HD
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Redeemer
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Tesla vs Lovecraft
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Shelter 2
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The Walking Dead: Michonne
Non-SG wins:
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Them's Fightin' Herds
0 hours playtime
no achievements
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PUSS!
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Robot Roller-Derby Disco Dodgeball
Beaten/completed:
Monster Prom: Second Term
Neat DLC that is about the same length as the main game. Loved the two new love interests in this!
STAR WARS™ Battlefront (Classic, 2004)
I used to play this a ton at a friend’s house so the nostalgia was huge on this one. Still really fun after all these years. It’s a lot slower-paced than the sequel and some of the maps are kinda unfair to one faction.
If you played any top-down shooters from 10tons, this one shouldn’t be that different. It’s a lot more hectic though, with huge waves of enemies trying to kill you.
Update #18: April 2020
Steam Purchases:
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CROSSNIQ+
0.3 hours playtime
no achievements
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Vampire: The Masquerade - Coteries of New York
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XCOM: Chimera Squad
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Karma City Police
0 hours playtime
no achievements
SteamGifts Wins:
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Ninjin: Clash of Carrots
Non-SG Wins:
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Brothers - A Tale of Two Sons
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SINNER: Sacrifice for Redemption
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Mizuchi 白蛇心傳
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Deadly Dozen
0.0 hours playtime
no achievements
Gifts:
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Fell Seal: Arbiter's Mark
Beaten/completed:
This was truly awful. Stiff controls and awful hitboxes are a dealbreaker when it comes to platformers for me.
With the news of a standalone expansion I decided it was finally time to buy this game. It was quite decent, the choices don’t branch out too much and the ending was a bit shite. D’ Angelo was a true bro though, what a fun character.
I played through this just to get Moons of Madness…
Update #17: March 2020
Steam purchases:
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Grand Theft Auto III
15.8 hours playtime
no achievements
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Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
7.2 hours playtime
no achievements
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Driver: Parallel Lines
0.4 hours playtime
no achievements
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Life is Strange 2
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Squidlit
Gifts:
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Project Warlock
SteamGifts wins:
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Maize
0 hours playtime
no achievements
Non-SG wins:
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Void Bastards
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Resident Evil
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Respawn Man
Beaten/completed:
Still not really sure I like the Halo games after playing this and Reach, but it was decent I guess. Fuck The Library though, what a boring ass level.
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Grand Theft Auto III
This game has a real hard-on for timed missions.
The Awesome Adventures of Captain Spirit
Might’ve been my GOTY last year if I had played it then. Another great game from Dontnod, they’re quickly becoming one of my favourite developers.
I enjoyed this a lot more than the first season. Really interesting and original take on the relationship between the Joker and Batman. I wouldn’t mind seeing a season 3 of this series.
Update #16: February 2020
Little early because I probably won’t beat anything in the last few days. The Division 2 ate up a lot of my time :P
Steam purchases:
- Gish
2.7 hours playtime
Fanatical Bundle purchases:
- SNK 40th Anniversary Collection
0.7 hours playtime
- Wonder Boy: The Dragon's Trap
0.0 hours playtime
- Eagle Island
0.0 hours playtime
- Override
0.0 hours playtime
- Re-Legion
0.0 hours playtime
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
0.0 hours playtime
no achievements
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Call of Pripyat
0.0 hours playtime
no achievements
SteamGifts wins:
- Warstone TD
0.0 hours playtime
Non-SG wins:
- Shadow of the Tomb Raider
0.0 hours playtime
- Aegis Defenders
0.0 hours playtime
- Hand of Fate 2
5.6 hours playtime
Beaten/completed:
Pretty nice physics platformer, held up pretty well for a 16-year old game. There were some really frustrating levels though and the achievements are super broken so I haven’t gotten any.
For someone that doesn’t play a lot of puzzle games, this was quite an easy one to get into. I only had to look up the solution to a few puzzles. My only complaint was that you had to backtrack a lot to previous areas, which was not clear a few times.
I quite liked this free Visual novel. The premise is to send out a pair of heroes on missions to build up their relationship to save the world. It’s has some great and funny writing and is very inclusive, I highly recommend it!
Update #16: January 2020
Steam Lunar New Year Sale purchases:
- Agent A: A puzzle in disguise
1.2 hours playtime
- Pikuniku
0.6 hours playtime
Non-SG Wins:
- Phantom Doctrine
0.0 hours playtime
no achievements
- Love Letter
0.0 hours playtime
no achievements
- House of 1000 Doors: Evil Inside
6.0 hours playtime
no achievements
Beaten/completed:
A stylish, short detective game. Reminded me of Hotel Dusk and the Last Window a lot with the rotoscoped animation.
“Let me just extinguish these dynamite sticks real quick” spills bucket of water with dynamite in it “OH FUUU-“
God this game was a lot of fun, if frustrating at times (looking at you remote bomb vest guys). I used the Assaulter and Breacher a lot because I felt that the other classes were a little bit weak and useless.
I fell asleep twice while I still had this game running… not a great but not a bad HOG either. I do prefer the first two games from this series though.
This game oozed with style. It’s kind of a mix between a hack and slash and an adventure game. Loved the characters, the humour and most of all the banging tunes of the soundtrack. Definitely looking forward to see more from this series :)
Update #15: December 2019
Oof, my backlog took quite a hit this December. Oh well, atleast it’s filled with a lot of great games!
Steam Autumn Sale purchases:
- Batman - The Telltale Series
0.0 hours playtime
- Batman: The Enemy Within - The Telltale Series
2.0 hours playtime
- The Secret of Monkey Island: Special Edition
0.5 hours playtime
no achievements
- Monkey Island 2: Special Edition
2.4 hours playtime
- The Curse of Monkey Island
0.0 hours playtime
no achievements
- Escape from Monkey Island™
0.0 hours playtime
no achievements
- Technobabylon
0.6 hours playtime
- Time Gentlemen, Please!
0.0 hours playtime
no achievements
Steam Winter Sale purchases:
- Maximum Action
2.1 hours playtime
no achievements
- Outlaws + A Handful of Missions
1.2 hours playtime
no achievements
- Cthulhu Saves Christmas
0.0 hours playtime
- Cosmic Star Heroine
0.0 hours playtime
- A Case of Distrust
0.0 hours playtime
- Door Kickers: Action Squad
0.0 hours playtime
- Misadventures of Laura Silver: Chapter I
0.0 hours playtime
- Bright Memory
0.0 hours playtime
- Journey of a Roach
0.0 hours playtime
Other purchases:
- Tales of Monkey Island
0.0 hours playtime
no achievements
- Her Story
0.0 hours playtime
Stealthy Santa gifts from Giselle:
- Celeste
0.0 hours playtime
SteamGifts Wins:
- ART SQOOL
2.9 hours playtime
no achievements
- Yesterday Origins
0.0 hours playtime
- Kimmy
0.6 hours playtime
no achievements
- Beat The Game
1.1 hours playtime
no achievements
- Dark Future: Blood Red States
0.0 hours playtime
- Analogue: A Hate Story
0.0 hours playtime
Non-SG Wins:
- Desert Child
0.4 hours playtime
- SOULCALIBUR VI
0.1 hours playtime
- Risk of Rain 2
0.2 hours playtime
no achievements
- Tembo The Badass Elephant
0.3 hours playtime
- Way of the Passive Fist
5.0 hours playtime
- STRAFE: Millennium Edition
0.0 hours playtime
- Sword Legacy Omen
0.0 hours playtime
- KickBeat Steam Edition
0.0 hours playtime
- Canabalt
0.0 hours playtime
Beaten/completed:
This was basically 2D Doom and I absolutely loved it. There were some levels that kicked my ass but overall it was pretty doable.
I was excited when I first saw that The Master Chief Collection was headed to PC, as I’ve always wanted to play the series. It was well worth the wait! Definitely looking forward to play the rest of them in 2020 (hopefully).
Played through this in ScummVM to get the voice acting of the Special Edition in the original game (I thought the remastered graphics looked absolutely disgusting). A classic Point ‘n Click Adventure game that I hadn’t played before. The characters were all very charming and it was a really funny game! Had me laughing out loud a bunch of times.
A great 2D shooter with bullet time and some really neat mechanics. Kicking a pan into the air and shooting at it, resulting in them ricocheting into enemies was one of my coolest gaming moments of 2019.
Quite proud that I beat this without using abilites. The amount of times I got fucked over by trucks that reacted differently though…
A great beat-em-up where the focus is on parrying and dodging attacks. I sucked at the beginning but when I got into the rhythm I got really into it. Seeing those Gold medals pop up was immensely satisfying.
I’ll definitely go back to this game next year to give the New Dawn mode a try.
There were some great moments in this but I was just utterly bored the whole way through. I usually like walking simulators but this one did nothing for me.
Update #14: November 2019
Bought:
- Halo: The Master Chief Collection
0.0 hours playtime
no achievements
- APE OUT
2.0 hours playtime
- Hard West
0.4 hours playtime
- Hard West: Scars of Freedom
- BUTCHER
0.6 hours playtime
- Freedom Planet
0.0 hours playtime
SteamGifts Wins:
- Another World
2.1 hours playtime
Non-SG Wins:
- Impact Winter
0.0 hours playtime
- SYNTHETIK
0.2 hours playtime
no achievements
- Sonic and SEGA All Stars Racing
2.0 hours playtime
no achievements
- Sonic CD
0.0 hours playtime
Beaten/completed:
Great but short little RPG. The combat was fairly simple but the game more than made up for that with how charming it was! A really cozy game to play on Halloween (or the day after it, oops). Still need to play through the Grubbins DLC.
Out of the few Visual Novels I’ve played/finished this is hands-down my favourite so far! Great story with multiple protags, twists and turns and a great sense of humour. The only negative was how clunky the interface controls were, not intuitive at all. Looking to get the rest of the achievements somewhere next year.
Got in the mood to play some Star Wars games after watching the first 2 episodes of The Mandalorian and remembered that I had this game. I was only familiar with the original Battlefront since I played a shit ton of that back at a friends house, so this was all new to me!
Visually stunning but I felt the gameplay was a little lacking in variety. It’s kind of Hotline Miami-like but you don’t have as a many options to tackle a level. You could punch enemies or use them as human meat shields and throw them at enemies. Not as great as I hoped but still a solid experience if you get it in a sale.
After really enjoying Transformed earlier this year I had somewhat high hopes for this game. Sadly it just didn’t even come close to the greatness of Transformed. Track and song variety was poor, they blended together most of the time and only covered a handful of SEGA franchises. I also felt that the tracks were very uninspired and didn’t do anything exciting. Overall it just felt like your run-of-the-mill Mario Kart clone. Shame.
An abandoned Early Acces game that broke somewhere in one of the last levels (I think? Doesn’t really show you which level you’re at). Kinda counting this one as beaten as I don’t want to play through this game all over again, just to play a shitty puzzle platformer. A save system would’ve helped.
Update #13: October 2019
Not as many Steam games finished as last month as I’ve been really in a PS4 mood the last few weeks. Just beat Concrete Genie and the MediEvil remake recently, which were both excellent!
Steam Sale Purchases:
- Curse: The Eye of Isis
0.1 hours playtime
no achievements
Non-SG Wins:
- NO THING
0.0 hours playtime
- BIT.TRIP RUNNER
0.0 hours playtime
- Gratuitous Space Battles
0.0 hours playtime
no achievements
- Jamestown
0.0 hours playtime
- Wizorb
3.2 hours playtime
Beaten/completed:
Finished the Captain Scarlett and Torgue DLC as well.
Update #12: September 2019
The month of Point & Clicks, terrible VNs and a random assortment of games!
Non-SG wins:
- MOTHERGUNSHIP
0.3 hours playtime
- Intrusion 2
0.7 hours playtime
- The Fall
0.4 hours playtime
- Rakuen
0 hours playtime
- Bleed 2
1.0 hours playtime
- Distrust
0.3 hours playtime
Beaten/completed:
Update #11: August 2019
Little early, but I just recently got a Switch so that has been eating up my time.
SteamGifts Wins:
- Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed Collection
8.3 hours playtime
- Dreamstones
5.3 hours playtime
And Pegasus-5: Gone Astray, which is profile features limited.
Steam Purchases:
- DuckTales Remastered
0.7 hours playtime
Beaten/completed:
| 923 | games |
| 29% | never played |
| 39% | unfinished |
| 21% | beaten |
| 4% | completed |
| 7% | won't play |