Zelrune

November 2022 Progress Report

I’m late! Again! It was for a good reason though! I wanted to put more time (and screenshots) into my Horizon Zero Dawn review! I found out Steam is cruel and reasonable so, I could only post three there. :c

Anyway! This month was pretty great. I found multiple cats, played the prettiest game of 2022, knocked a bunch off my backlog and my autumn sale haul, and I’m closer than ever to my new years resolution completion! Nothing else really happened honestly. Boring month was boring; I set up my Christmas tree, tossed some ornaments on it, put some lights in front of the house, and had thanksgiving with my tiny family that I can hang out around with it getting difficult. Looking forward to Next month! I have some D games picked out for the PAGYWOSG theme and I’ll be buying myself Stray since I’ve been good this year; honest!

Games added to backlog: 8
Games 100%: 8

61% (270/441)
15% (66/441)
11% (50/441)
12% (54/441)
0% (1/441)
88.1 hours
Best game of 2022

Aloy is an outcast in her own clan. Motherless and raised by a man named Rost on the outskirts of The Embrace; a protected environment and colony of humans established to defend themselves against a post-apocalyptic world currently ruled by machines. Yearning to join the tribe, she trained for years to join The Proving, a ceremony that would allow outcasts to re-join the tribe with first place winning a boon of choice. Aloy was determined to win this advantage, and discover her origins; but what she learned, set her path further away from The Embrace than she ever could have imagined.

Small note: None of these screenshots are edited except for when I chose to add the watermark.

60-85 hours to complete, Horizon Zero Dawn is absolutely stunning; easily the prettiest game I’ve played in 2022. I’ve taken about 200 screenshots and saved around 70 of them to my steam profile. There is a photo mode in which you can take and edit screenshots and adjust Aloys pose for more dynamic works. The world is absolutely gorgeous and I loved running around different environments, from high mountaintops, deserts, canyons, forests and frosty wildernesses! The snow physics in particular are incredibly fun to play with, I love the crunching sounds, and looking back to see paths you made in the dense snowfall, as someone from Texas who rarely sees such, is pretty impressive!!

The actual gameplay and combat is fairly remarkable as well, I found myself using a lot of stealth tactics to ambush bigger machines such as using a tripcaster to set elemental traps along pathways, or the various bows and arrows to knock armor off before using piercing arrows to hit something vulnerable. Humans set fire fairly easily, so I always recommend having a hunter bow; a short to medium ranged weapon with a quick reload and firing time, with full fire upgrades to get rid of bandits quickly! For bad situations when you find yourself overwhelmed, you can use a slingshot to throw AOE freeze bombs or do some serious explosive damage! Alternatively, you can mount some machines after overriding them and charge into battle, fighting on their back or dismounting and letting them take care of some enemies for you.

Despite how much I love Horizon Zero Dawn, it does have its cons.

The pathfinding is terrible. Setting a waypoint almost anywhere was counterproductive because it takes you the long way, following marked pathways instead of cutting through the forests, and the pathways aren’t any safer than the wilderness! Machines move around too! Climbing anything is also pretty hard. I like to Bethesda my way up to higher vantage points for a surprise attack or to get a better view, and if you’re not jumping up a mountain or marked climbing spots, everything else just, gets incredibly slippery and it’s impossible to find your footing; and even worse, if you do manage to get to an excellent spot, if the machines are too far away, your arrow either hits an invisible wall or vanishes in flight! Maybe I was just spoiled with Skyrim? Don’t get me started on whistling! You can’t whistle whenever you please, it’s used to lure curious enemies to tall grass to prepare for an ambush, but if they get further away than 10ft from you, it becomes physically impossible to do! The game literally will not let you.

And perhaps the biggest con of all… you can’t ride a Sawtooth.
Sawtooths are very dangerous, very cute catlike machines that move quickly! They are fun to fight and heck, just looking at it makes you wanna ride it into battle! The first time I managed to override one, I was so, incredibly excited to ride it; only to be disappointed learning it’s not an option.

But regardless of all Horizon Zero Dawn’s faults.. I still absolutely recommend it. It’s genuinely gorgeous, the storyline was absolutely amazing and blind sighted me, I love every single character in this game and their backstories; the combat was actually, really, really fun and I would get into fights with Thunderjaws for the heck of it. 80 hours was too short; it’s a fantastic game and I’m excitedly looking forward to playing Horizon Forbidden West!!!


Half-Life 2
600+ randomized cats. What more do you want?

Ever Seen A Cat?

10/10
1.0 hours
22 of 22 achievements

1+ hours to complete, 10 levels, and 611 various cats to find in randomized locations, Ever Seen A Cat was honestly a huge and pleasant surprise to me; as once you complete 9 levels, you have an option to go back and find special cat variants. The background color and vibrancy is completely adjustable in the setting with a color bar, and the music was honestly pretty fantastic, the guitar strumming is my favorite!
Compared to other Hidden Object Games I came into this not expecting much, click the cats and within 10 minutes the game is done; but that definitely wasn’t the case here and Ever Seen A Cat is easily one of the best HOG games I’ve ever played.

Half-Life 2
This one actually has 700+ cats. I don't think it's possible-

Ever Seen A Cat? 2

10/10
0.7 hours
22 of 22 achievements

1+ hours to complete, 9 levels, and 736 unique cats that are randomized throughout these cozy scenes, such as comfortable cafes, sunny beaches, a cushy cottage, and a greenhouse. The background color and vividness is completely adjustable and the music fits well to the theme. For a HOG, I didn’t expect to like this series as much as I did and playing was rather pleasant surprise.

Half-Life 2
My god.

Ever Seen A Cat? 3

10/10
1.0 hours
22 of 22 achievements

1+ hours to complete, 9 levels, and over 600 cats that are randomized throughout this fairytale themed Hidden Object Game; unlike the series previous games, Ever Seen A Cat? 3’s gameplay is based around tales such as Cinderella, The Little Mermaid, Rapunzel, Golidlocks, and Jack and the Beanstalk to name a few. Notably, there is a color adjustable background and vibrancy slider; the music fits well with the themes.

Half-Life 2
Short and absolutely adorable!

The Adventure of NAYU

10/10
4.4 hours
48 of 48 achievements

Nayu shows up to participate in the Doki Doki Adventure Tour; run by the fairy Lugh; to become an adventurer and explore the nearby forest with totally-not set up situations! Unfortunately, or fortunately, an actual situation – specifically a bear, shows up and derails the whole tour! Completely lost and wandering the forest, they stumble upon and rescue Suzu, a cheesemonger, and start a real adventure!

1+ hours to beat, I honestly had a pretty great time playing The Adventure of Nayu. The art is incredibly cute, I love the music, and the main storyline is pretty enjoyable although I tried to keep it a bit vague in the paragraph above. It sells itself as a clicker game but even that’s optional, there is an auto attack and playing this game requires no actual effort on your part. There are 7 costumes you can purchase with Star Shards, a currency you collect by defeating monsters, which you can also use to buy information to increase your strength, speed, and luck; completing the main game unlocks an endless mode which I whole-heartedly recommend and the minigame, The Path to Cheese!

Half-Life 2
This one is actually pretty gay. Some nice CG's in here.

My Dangerous Life

8/10
5.5 hours
19 of 19 achievements

Following their dreams to go to America and learn in one of their universities, Hinata learns that their apartment and identity was stolen by an evil doppelganger. With no housing but determined to get to the bottom of this mess, three cute and handsome guys offer their assistance! You learn a bit too late that none of these men are people you should be hanging out with; and that your stolen identity is part of a significantly bigger plan.

2-6+ hours to complete, 3 routes and 6 endings. Mostly voice acted and with pretty graphics, I had a fairly enjoyable time playing My Dangerous Life. There are a couple things that could be improved such as more character expressions, a longer VN length, as a lot of the story felt cut down as you sort of teleported from one scene to the next, and the music selection. The background music was honestly a bit jarring and I ended up muting it and listening to something else, and if you play and don’t like the title screen music, I highly suggest doing the same. Despite having the tags for “Nudity, Mature, and Horror” there wasn’t much of that and the story really doesn’t take itself seriously. (Deflecting a gun with a playing card, etc.) Yet despite the negative aspects, it’s still a fairly enjoyable game to play and most of the CG’s were pretty nice! The story felt like it was supposed to be longer but overall, My Dangerous Life is still worth checking out if you like the LGBTQ+ genre.

Half-Life 2
Also gay! Less CG's but nicer overall artwork.

Synergia

8/10
3.6 hours
9 of 9 achievements

Cila is depressed, tired, and absolutely alone in her tiny apartment despite having an android housekeeper, and life feels like it’s on pause indefinitely until Cila’s android breaks down. Stressed at the thought of a further solitary life, Cila speaks to her friend Yoko who runs a higher-end shop specializing in different companion models, but Yoko offers something… different. A high-end 5th generation android named Mara, for free, with a request to not look too deep into its history and not ask her any questions.
Cila never could keep her nose out of things.

3-5+ hours to complete with two endings, Synergia is a yuri thriller cyberpunk visual novel set in a dystopian world. Translated into three languages, English, Spanish, and Chinese with accessibility features such as text-to-speech and Opendyslexic font designed to mitigate common reading errors caused by Dyslexia. (Hitting “A” on the keyboard opens this setting option.)
With that out of the way, Synergia is a pretty enjoyable game with a lot of backgrounds, CG’s, and an interesting storyline. I particularly loved the art style and how there were multiple re-occurring characters with actual backstory, the world-building is pretty well done! My only real fault is that it’s very government conspiracy-y at the end and there are a couple holes you can poke in the story, but Synergia was still worth playing and if you want a short Yuri cyberpunk story; I think you will like this too!

Half-Life 2
I think this was honestly my first refund of 2022.

Hidden Cats in Paris

1/10
0.2 hours
21 of 21 achievements

This review is tentatively negative.

15 minutes to complete, look for 106 cats in Paris. Hidden Cats in Paris is an OK game, definitely not terrible but I wouldn’t recommend it due to the high amount of copy/pasting in gameplay. I would have liked to see more cat variety (fluffy, big, small, etc…) and colors, because every cat looked the exact same but in 5 different poses. A lot of the backgrounds have no variety, one window, house, plant, rooftop looks just like the next one and the only real effort any art went into was the main street.
The background music is extremely forgettable; despite writing this review a couple minutes after playing I honestly can’t recall it; and despite the “watercolor” art when finding a cat, the only colors are slight variations of blue. Irritatingly, when you discovered a cat there is only one cat sound effect, so I had to listen to the exact same “meow” 106 times in 15 minutes.

I did encounter two minor bugs, one upon starting it already counted two cats in the bottom left corner and at the very end when I had three or four cats left to find, it automatically took me to the congratulations ending page for finding all the cats and just gave me the last achievement.

Cece09

I want dangerous life!

Zelrune

hands baseball bat
In all seriousness it’s pretty great! Just, the music was very…uh.. yeah.

Cece09

eh music is the thing i pay the least attention to

Zelrune

Cece, I swear to you on every game I played this month, you cannot ignore it. You will not be able to.

Cece09

Look at all your cats

Cece09

Good job with the pictures.

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MouseWithBeer

So many cat games :o

I was contemplating between getting Ever Seen A Cat? and A Building Full of Cats on the autumn sale as a pick me up after a horrible day, but while I enjoyed it I think I chose wrongly. I think its gonna be my “you did good this year” gift to myself for christmas :D Which one of the 3 did you like the best?

Oh Stray! I bought my boyfriend that game for his birthday and he started playing it today. Let me tell you that is one adorable game, I hope you will enjoy it once you get it! And good luck with all the games you plan to play this month :)

Zelrune

All three were good, 1 and 2 are sold in a bundle together; but I think 3 is my favorite because there is a fairytale theme and before that it’s just cozy places. My favorite scene was The little mermaid! (based off the actual story, dagger and all; but no violence. ) It’s definitely better than a building full of cats.

MouseWithBeer

Alright will go for 3 first then! Thanks :)

Bangledeschler

Truly envious of your well done review for Horizon. Congratulations on your progress.

Zelrune

Thank you! Looking forward to Forbidden West!!