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Play a game you won on Steamgifts 2017:

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Third week of October

Some progress has been made but it will be rough trying to get to the 50% games played goal till the end of the year. I am still 3% of with about 80 games to play.

Completed SG wins

TEVA
Playtime: 1.4 hours
Achievements: 4587 of 4587 (100%)
Review: An absolutely trash achievement spammy game. Avoid at all cost. Works fine with Proton.

Other completed games

Chronicles of the Witches and Warlocks
Playtime: 6.1 hours
Achievements: 13 of 13 (100%)
Review: What a buggy piece of crap. The game is unresponsive as hell and full of game breaking bugs, one of which I got hit with myself and nobody has even ever reported that one before. Stay away from this one, its not worth the nerves. Works fine with Proton.
Dude, Stop
Playtime: 3 hours
Achievements: 22 of 22 (100%)
Review: I been playing a lot of disappointing games in the last time :( I thought I was gonna like the humor... but it was just trying waaay too hard to be funny and it had the opposite effect on me. Plus being unable to skip text is frustrating...
Contract With The Devil
Playtime: 9.6 hours
Achievements: 19 of 19 (100%)
Review: A pretty meh HOG with some definitive issues: the game being very clunky and the fact that you can just skip any hidden object scene successfully by just pressing the escape key.... Works fine with Proton.
International Snooker
Playtime: 22 minutes
Achievements: 0 of 0
Review: Oh my... the UI of this game is awful. Not only it looks bad and it is not intuitive but I also never seen volume settings just be "high", "medium", "low" and "off" before? What the hell is up with that. In addition I am hopeless at games like this so it surely isn't a game for me. Works fine with Proton.
The Cat! Porfirio's Adventure
Playtime: 3.5 hours
Achievements: 13 of 13 (100%)
Review: How on earth does this game have 93% positive reviews on Steam?? The game is buggy, messy, nonsensical Russian trash that the only thing that it has going for it is that it has cats. Not even the achievements work correctly and the devs are like "works on my machine so it must be working fine"... Dont get tricked by the cats, this one is an awful game.

Second week of October

Good a bit more this week + I got a bunch of half beaten and beaten games that dont have all the achievements yet done that are waiting to be completed…. hopefully some time soon :)

Completed SG wins

Hotel Dracula
Playtime: 6 hours
Achievements: 0 of 0
Review: Wow this was a disappointment. I was hoping for a nice management game and I got a buggy, repetitive mess instead. Works fine with Proton but I wouldn't recommend bothering with it anyways.
Stickman - Killer of Apples
Playtime: 53 minutes
Achievements: 120 of 120 (100%)
Review: Shit physics game where you are a stickman shooting apples in 50 different levels and I am glad I am done with this game.

Other completed games

Pleasure Puzzle:Portrait
Playtime: 41 minutes
Achievements: 100 of 100 (100%)
Review: Honestly not a bad mosaic puzzle game and the art (at least what I have seen) is not that bad. Works fine with Proton.
Qubburo 2
Playtime: 1.6 hours
Achievements: 1 of 1 (100%)
Review: I have no idea whats going on here. From my understanding this game has been something else before, then the devs changed it to a game that has been banned from the Steam store before? I guess it works fine with Proton? It is so busted I cant even tell.
The Blue Flamingo
Playtime: 1.8 hours
Achievements: 0 of 0
Review: Very simplistic shot'em up game that I lost interest in like 2 minutes in. Works fine at least.

First week of October

Completed games

Top Burger
Playtime: 6.9 hours
Achievements: 0 of 0
Review: Basically a very very very cheap version of Cook Serve Delicious. Just missing pretty much almost all the features. Would not recommend. Works fine with Linux.

September overview

Patterns repeating itself, not much to say about this month either other than busy again. Hopefully I actually manage to reach my goal for this year.

Weekly Posts

First week of September progress
Second week of September progress
Third week of September progress
Fourth week of September progress

Completed SG wins

  • Psi Cards

    2 hours playtime

    451 of 451 achievements

  • Planet Coaster

    67 hours playtime

    32 of 32 achievements

Other completed games

  • Hector: Ep 1

    62 minutes playtime

    no achievements

  • Dream Walker

    5 hours playtime

    no achievements

  • There's Poop In My Soup

    4 hours playtime

    22 of 22 achievements

Additional statistics

Total number of beaten SG wins in September: 2
Total number of beaten games in September: 5
Total number of games won on SG in September: 3
Total number of acquired games in September: 4
Percentage of beaten SG wins: 39% (+0% since last month)
Percentage of beaten games: 34% (+0% since last month)

Fourth week of September

Uhhh the only game I completed this week is a game about poop… go me :D

Completed games

There's Poop In My Soup
Playtime: 4.2 hours
Achievements: 22 of 22 (100%)
Review: This is a very poopy game.... yea pun intended. Ignoring the fact this game must have been thought of by literal kids it is not even that awfully bad and thats the worst part.... I think I play too much trash that my standard has gone this low.

Third week of September

OMG… I am finally done with Planet Coaster… finally… took months. Now I can finally sleep at night.

Completed games

Psi Cards
Playtime: 1.6 hours
Achievements: 451 of 451 (100%)
Review: Some shitty card guessing game that can be very easily exploited and is laggy and buggy as hell. I dont know if that is Protons fault or the game itself. Would not be surprised if it is just the game.
Planet Coaster
Playtime: 66.7 hours
Achievements: 32 of 32 (100%)
Review: This game can be both fun and frustrating has hell depending how much the game hates you. Also has some bugs with the achievements and UI that a game this expensive really shouldn't... Works fine with Proton. And 4 last words that anyone watched me play it heard way too much: I hate building roller-coasters.

Second week of September

Once again not much to say, just busy busy and more busy.

Completed games

Dream Walker
Playtime: 4.8 hours
Achievements: 0 of 0
Review: I played this exact game (down to the godamn bugs...) just with a different skin a year or so ago. I don't know who is copying who or it is the same dev (don't care enough to find out). It is basically 91 levels of like 6 or so different modes of hidden object finding repeating over and over and over...

First week of September

I am tired, exhausted and not have much to say.

Completed games

Hector: Ep 1
Playtime: 1 hour
Achievements: 0 of 0
Review: An older and not very tasteful point and click game. I am not a fan of it but still gotta play the other 2 episodes at some point... Works fine with Proton.

August overview

Not much to really say here, just very busy month as they have been in the last time.

Weekly Posts

First week of August progress
Second week of August progress
Third week of August progress
Fourth week of August progress

Completed SG wins

  • Gray Cat

    2 hours playtime

    7 of 7 achievements

  • Gomo

    71 minutes playtime

    no achievements

  • Beat The Game

    37 minutes playtime

    no achievements

  • Reversion - The Meeting

    2 hours playtime

    25 of 25 achievements

Other completed games

  • Freebie

    3 hours playtime

    5 of 5 achievements

  • Ice Cream Surfer

    8 minutes playtime

    30 of 31 achievements

  • Princess Remedy In A Heap of Trouble

    2 hours playtime

    no achievements

  • Hidden Object Bundle 4 in 1

    13 hours playtime

    no achievements

  • Lovers ' Smiles

    2 hours playtime

    100 of 100 achievements

  • Road Madness

    3 hours playtime

    6 of 6 achievements

  • Two Point Hospital

    168 hours playtime

    46 of 46 achievements

  • Be Quiet!

    68 minutes playtime

    6 of 6 achievements

  • Among Us

    15 hours playtime

    no achievements

Additional statistics

Total number of beaten SG wins in August: 4
Total number of beaten games in August: 13
Total number of games won on SG in August: 4
Total number of acquired games in August: 9
Percentage of beaten SG wins: 39% (+0% since last month)
Percentage of beaten games: 34% (+0% since last month)

Fourth week of August

I swear my reports have been more and more delayed… help…

Completed games

Among Us
Playtime: 14.9 hours
Achievements: 0 of 0
Review: You can't really beat this but I played all 3 maps and won both as crew and impostor so close enough. It is a social deduction game that IMO is best played getting a bunch of people (up to 10) in Discord and play it with voice instead of text. Only thing this game needs it is better servers because the current ones are garbage (tho seems to have been updated today and seems better so far). Oh and it is really fun.