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First week of August

The progress for this month started very well, hopefully it also ends like that too :)

Completed SG wins

Gray Cat
Playtime: 1.5 hours
Achievements: 7 of 7 (100%)
Review: Oh god I am bad at this game and I am not sure how I didn't lose my sanity completely as the game has no checkpoints. It is a platformer you have to play from the beginning each time you fail. Thankfully the game itself isn't too long.
Gomo
Playtime: 1.2 hours
Achievements: 0 of 0
Review: A slooooooooooooooooooooow point and click game that if the animations wouldn't be so slow it would probably last 15 minutes at most. Drove me insane and I am very disappointed at it.

Other completed games

Freebie
Playtime: 2.9 hours
Achievements: 5 of 5 (100%)
Review: Shitty reflex game. I don't get why anyone would like it but ok. Proton version doesn't work properly (my ProtonDB report from a year ago says: "Runs at 5-10FPS. Unplayable." but I don't remember it at all).
Ice Cream Surfer
Playtime: 8 minutes
Achievements: 31 of 31 (100%)
Review: Some trash game with completely broken controls and achievements that are unlocked before you even start the game somehow.
Princess Remedy In A Heap of Trouble
Playtime: 1.8 hours
Achievements: 0 of 0
Review: I have mixed feelings about this one. On one hand I was really confused at the beginning and it felt like it dragged on forever but on the other hand I did actually enjoyed it most of the time.
Hidden Object Bundle 4 in 1
Playtime: 12.8 hours
Achievements: 0 of 0
Review: As the title suggest it has 4 HOGs in it. 1 is good, 2 are meh and the last one is -10/10 as you can not pet the damn cat in the game and they do kinda hurt the cat :(
Lovers ' Smiles
Playtime: 1.6 hours
Achievements: 100 of 100 (100%)
Review: I.hate.physics.games. I guess the game itself is not awful, but I.hate.physic.games.
Road Madness
Playtime: 2.6 hours
Achievements: 6 of 6 (100%)
Review: A game so bad you can literally finish a level even if you die at the beginning of it by just letting it run long enough on the "game over" screen.... no, really... I am glad the dev decided to remove the game from sale, because boy this is bad and should not have been sold in the first place.
Two Point Hospital
Playtime: 168 hours
Achievements: 46 of 46 (100%)
Review: I think the amount of hours I have in this game should say enough. If it doesn't: it is a very good and silly hospital management game. I had an absolute blast playing it and I am looking forward to any new additions to it or DLC.

July overview

This month I have somehow achieved something that has been a very long time since I did last time. I have completed one game for every day of the month which would mean a total of 31 games completed. Not gonna lie about it, I am pretty proud to manage to do than between working full time, streaming, taking care of 2 groups and having to do random stupid real life stuff.

Weekly Posts

First week of July progress
Second week of July progress
Third week of July progress
Fourth week of July progress

Completed SG wins

  • Chronicle Keepers: The Dreaming Garden

    3 hours playtime

    no achievements

  • Autumn Dream

    2 hours playtime

    no achievements

  • Pilferer

    9 minutes playtime

    42 of 42 achievements

  • Stickman Jetpack

    16 minutes playtime

    7 of 11 achievements

  • Cube - The Jumper

    18 minutes playtime

    15 of 16 achievements

  • Zhulik.exe

    49 minutes playtime

    19 of 19 achievements

  • Airplane Sky Voyage

    69 minutes playtime

    7 of 7 achievements

  • Bounce

    57 minutes playtime

    100 of 100 achievements

  • Medieval Real Estate

    6 minutes playtime

    no achievements

Other completed games

  • Cult of the Wind

    7 minutes playtime

    no achievements

  • Break Into Zatwor

    2 hours playtime

    7 of 374 achievements

  • CortexGear:AngryDroids

    2 hours playtime

    no achievements

  • Island Tribe 5

    9 hours playtime

    no achievements

  • Black Rainbow

    86 minutes playtime

    no achievements

  • Brink of Consciousness: Dorian Gray Syndrome

    3 hours playtime

    no achievements

  • Train Station Renovation

    11 hours playtime

    26 of 26 achievements

  • Crystals of Time

    4 hours playtime

    no achievements

  • Drift Streets Japan

    8 minutes playtime

    no achievements

  • Forest Legends: The Call of Love Collector's Edition

    3 hours playtime

    no achievements

  • House of 1000 Doors: The Palm of Zoroaster Collector's Edition

    3 hours playtime

    no achievements

  • HoD: On open seas

    20 minutes playtime

    20 of 20 achievements

  • Deadly Sky

    53 minutes playtime

    7 of 7 achievements

  • Gelu

    57 minutes playtime

    40 of 40 achievements

  • Drop

    36 minutes playtime

    no achievements

  • Dungeons Of Kragmor

    1 minute playtime

    no achievements

  • Uriel's Chasm

    2 hours playtime

    no achievements

  • Uriel's Chasm 2: את

    2 hours playtime

    no achievements

  • Barro

    23 minutes playtime

    109 of 109 achievements

  • Catacomb Explorers

    2 hours playtime

    1 of 1 achievements

  • Cranium Conundrum

    2 hours playtime

    7 of 7 achievements

  • Colorzzle

    60 minutes playtime

    20 of 20 achievements

Additional statistics

Total number of beaten SG wins in July: 9
Total number of beaten games in July: 31
Total number of games won on SG in July: 9
Total number of acquired games in July: 24
Percentage of beaten SG wins: 39% (+1% since last month)
Percentage of beaten games: 34% (+1% since last month)

Fourth week of July

Two more games done to complete of the month. Pretty short once again but progress is progress :)

Completed SG wins

Medieval Real Estate
Playtime: 6 minutes
Achievements: 0 of 0
Review: Some shitty real estate game where there is basically fuck all to do. Works fine with Proton, just takes a while to actually start up.

Other completed games

Colorzzle
Playtime: 1 hour
Achievements: 20 of 20 (100%)
Review: A nice and not particularly hard (except a couple of levels out of 107) puzzle game. Works without issues with Proton.

Third week of July

Once again my post is really late as I didn’t have time till now, but holy hell at least I got a lot of progress this week. If I somehow manage to pull out 2 more games completed by the end of the month I will have a game done for each day of the month. It has been a long time since the last time… I mean, they are short, but they are progress anyways :)

Completed SG wins

Zhulik.exe
Playtime: 49 minutes
Achievements: 19 of 19 (100%)
Review: Some weird stock trading like game that is just really weird and easily abusable once you play around with it a bit and get the hang of things.
Bounce
Playtime: 57 minutes
Achievements: 100 of 100 (100%)
Review: This game made me miserable how only physic games can. Nothing particularly wrong with it except some levels where you really need pixel perfect accuracy and godlike timing which I don't have.
Airplane Sky Voyage
Playtime: 1.2 hours
Achievements: 7 of 7 (100%)
Review: It has the base for a decent game, it is just missing a lot of content and different scenarios (as in terrain). Works without any issues with Proton.

Other completed games

Forest Legends: The Call of Love Collector's Edition
Playtime: 3.2 hours
Achievements: 0 of 0
Review: An OK HOG without any HOS. The only issue I had with it was that the controls were not all that responsive sometimes.
House of 1000 Doors: The Palm of Zoroaster Collector's Edition
Playtime: 2.5 hours
Achievements: 0 of 0
Review: I actually played this in a HOG 4 in 1 bundle just to realize right after I finished it that I do own it standalone... Oh well, it is an OK HOG games and I have no complaints about it.
Deadly Sky
Playtime: 53 minutes
Achievements: 7 of 7 (100%)
Review: A buggy excuse for a game. It crashes if you try to pick up health pickups while you are invincible neither you can shot or switch weapons. And somehow a machine gun does more damage than a rocket launcher...
HoD: On open seas
Playtime: 20 minutes
Achievements: 20 of 20 (100%)
Review: I don't even know what to say about this one. You have to see to believe. Well I will say one thing: it is a crime that it even exists. And the achievements are nicely broken as well.
Gelu
Playtime: 57 minutes
Achievements: 40 of 40 (100%)
Review: This is very much a "it is not you, it is me" situation. Don't get me wrong, it is still a very much meh platformer, I just really hate games like this.
Drop
Playtime: 36 minutes
Achievements: 0 of 0
Review: Someone please tell the devs of this game that having no sound or text is not a selling feature of games. Other than that all I can say is what the hell is going on here...
Dungeons Of Kragmor
Playtime: 1 minutes
Achievements: 0 of 0
Review: Dead multiplayer game you can't actually play anymore since the servers are all offline.
Uriel's Chasm
Playtime: 1.9 hours
Achievements: 0 of 0
Review: Another "what the hell is going on here" game. This time a bullet hell one.
Uriel's Chasm 2: את
Playtime: 1.7 hours
Achievements: 0 of 0
Review: See above as the same can be said about this game as well. Also this one does not (or at least did not a while back) work with Proton.
Barro
Playtime: 23 minutes
Achievements: 109 of 109 (100%)
Review: A racing game where the physics of the car colliding with other things will make you wanna pull your hair out.
Catacomb Explorers
Playtime: 2 hours
Achievements: 1 of 1 (100%)
Review: Thankfully the only achievement that the game has is to start the game because the game itself is a trash platformer.
Cranium Conundrum
Playtime: 1.8 hours
Achievements: 7 of 7 (100%)
Review:What a buggy crash prone mess. I am not sure there is a single thing in this game that actually works properly (including the options menu). What an achievement.

Second week of July

Quite a few games have been finished in the past week. I guess having a Saturday dedicated to playing HOGs and Sundays to playing trash games helps a little. Tho I haven’t had time to do basically anything, I am so behind on so many things, help D:

Completed SG wins

Chronicle Keepers: The Dreaming Garden
Playtime: 2.6 hours
Achievements: 0 of 0
Review: A shitty HOG game full of bugs. I knew it was gonna be bad when the game refused to be captured by OBS and it didn't get any better from there. Oh and the sounds setting are all screwed up and the game doesn't work with Proton as it crashes after the first cutscene.
Autumn Dream
Playtime: 2 hours
Achievements: 0 of 0
Review:A shitty spoopy game. Not Mouse approved.
Pilferer
Playtime: 9 minutes
Achievements: 42 of 42 (100%)
Review: A shitty and easy platformer game that takes less than 10 minutes to complete.
Stickman Jetpack
Playtime: 16 minutes
Achievements: 11 of 11 (100%)
Review: Yet another bad game. This one has the bonus of level 8 not working aka you can't legitimately finish the game.
Cube - The Jumper
Playtime: 18 minutes
Achievements: 16 of 16 (100%)
Review: It is almost like I am making this up but I swear to god I am not. Level 8 of this one is broken as well... what are the chances of this actually happening...

Other completed games

Train Station Renovation
Playtime: 10.8 hours
Achievements: 26 of 26 (100%)
Review: Basically a budget version of House Flipper but instead of house there are train stations. If you liked House Flipper chances are you will this one as well but as I said this is a budget (and early access version). Works fine with Proton.
Crystals of Time
Playtime: 3.9 hours
Achievements: 0 of 0
Review: It would be a pretty decent HOG if it wouldn't be for 2 things: the navigation between scenes is bad and the HOS repeating over and over and over and over and over...
Drift Streets Japan
Playtime: 8 minutes
Achievements: 0 of 0
Review: I am not sure I have played the same game the 66% of people who gave it a positive review did. For me it was a buggy mess with a broken UI and nothing to do in it.

First week of July

Whaaaat, I got more than just one short game done?!?! Is this a miracle? Are things going back to normal? I really hope it is gonna be the second one :D Other than that I been making my way through Borderlands 3 which I hope I will finish sometime next week :)

Completed games

Cult of the Wind
Playtime: 7 minutes
Achievements: 0 of 0
Review: The concept of the game is not the worst but the game is buggy with seemingly not much content and noone is playing it. It is not like you can play with bots either as there is none.
Break Into Zatwor
Playtime: 1.8 hours
Achievements: 7 of 7 (100%)
Review: An incredibly shitty top down avoid the bad things on the level game. I think you should completely avoid this game insited. Also there is some weird shit going on with achievements.
CortexGear:AngryDroids
Playtime: 2.3 hours
Achievements: 0 of 0
Review: I thought the previous game was bad but this one takes the cake... Literally can't say a good thing about it.
Island Tribe 5
Playtime: 8.8 hours
Achievements: 0 of 0
Review: It is a decent time management/clear the road type of game. Not much more to say about it other than it runs fine with Proton.
Black Rainbow
Playtime: 1.4 hours
Achievements: 0 of 0
Review: This HOG without even having HOS is bad, very bad. It is confusing and makes no sense at all to me.
Brink of Consciousness: Dorian Gray Syndrome
Playtime: 2.8 hours
Achievements: 0 of 0
Review: I was not super convinced of this HOG either as the world is huge, confusing and the map is not very helpful but it was a loooooot better that the previous one. And it also has actual HOS in it :D

June overview

Another month with a really depressing progress on the backlog :( I didn’t even manage to get the time to write this progress report till now. Yay life.

Weekly Posts

First week of June progress
Second week of June progress
Third week of June progress
Fourth week of June progress

Completed SG wins

  • aMAZE ZER0

    87 minutes playtime

    192 of 192 achievements

  • Animalia - The Quiz Game

    29 minutes playtime

    157 of 157 achievements

  • aMAZE Untouchable

    4 hours playtime

    150 of 150 achievements

  • Bomb The Monsters!

    2 hours playtime

    no achievements

  • Vogue, the Explorer

    20 minutes playtime

    no achievements

Other completed games

  • Eleven Islands

    5 hours playtime

    no achievements

  • A Mortician's Tale

    35 minutes playtime

    3 of 3 achievements

Additional statistics

Total number of beaten SG wins in June: 5
Total number of beaten games in June: 7
Total number of games won on SG in June: 6
Total number of acquired games in June: 13
Percentage of beaten SG wins: 38% (+0% since last month)
Percentage of beaten games: 33% (+0% since last month)

Fourth week of June

Super late post with a super late game done but life has been a tiny bit busy lately to the point I am even surprised I managed to get the post done today. Yay me for doing it. I still have the monthly to write and not sure that will happen but I will sure try :P
Also I did something I said I never would. I installed Windows 10 on my machine yesterday and it already managed to piss me off during installation (what do you mean that I have to manually install network drivers and that there is no very easy to use package manager :( ). I am only gonna use it for streaming however to make my life easier (OBS fix your browser capture on Linux pls), I will still be dead before I actually switch to it full time.

Completed games

A Mortician's Tale
Playtime: 35 minutes
Achievements: 3 of 3 (100%)
Review: A very short game that very very simply explains different ways of preparation of the body for burial. There seemed to be a some story to it as well but sadly I didn't realy get to read it as I didn't have any spare time to get this done. Runs without issues with Proton.

Third week of June

Other than the game bellow I have also beaten Detroit: Become Human last night but I have yet to complete it so no post about it yet, but I will say I had a great time with it ^^

Completed games

Eleven Islands
Playtime: 5.3 hours
Achievements: 0 of 0
Review: An OK match 3 game with 100 levels. Only issue I had was that very rarely some tile would disappear but it was still completely playable. It also works completely fine with Proton.

Second week of June

Welp that sure was a week from hell. I am surprised I even managed to somehow beat a single game, even if really short. I sure hope things won’t continue this way but chances are it probably will :(

Completed games

Vogue, The Explorer
Playtime: 20 minutes
Achievements: 0 of 0
Review: Absolutely trash game with awful controls, awful pop-in, awful graphic and awful clipping. The only 2 good things about it:
1) It works fine with Proton
2) It looks like he dev thankfully finally gave up on making games after this one.