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Sword of the Samurai

2.7 hours, no achievements

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I wrote a review for this on steam.

It's really quite good. Graphics might not be great, but it's a fun game!


Warhammer 40,000: Armageddon - Ork Hunters

8.2 hours, no achievements
SG Win

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I wrote a review for this one as well!

It's also quite good. Actually, I would argue that this DLC is better than the base game!


GOD EATER RESURRECTION

2 hours, 4 of 33 achievements

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This game was frankly just boring. The game is on a very short loop. Get a bit of story, do a <5min mission where you fight a few monsters, back to base, get a bit of story, go out on a <5min mission when you fight a few monsters, rinse and repeat. After 2h of this, I just gave up. It was not fun, I did not particularly enjoy the combat (fighting monsters with oversized weapons "should" be fun, but these monsters are not even particularly solid, as in their hitboxes don't really match their models and your character can end up just standing inside them). Also, the game loved just telling me how hot one of the women was. Every character just kept blabbering on about how hot she was. Something tells me that she will die at some point, and I'm supposed to find it sad because she's hot, or something (of course this is a game, so "hot" in this context means that she has big breasts and wears clothes that would be better suited for a trendy expensive night club during the summer than clothes that you would use when fighting monsters)


Spiritual Warfare & Wisdom Tree Collection

0.4 hours, no achievements

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Christian propaganda games. I made a post about these. Needless to say, they're not good.


Сartoonway: Mini Cars

0.1 hours, 8 of 54 achievements

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A boring endless runner with alright graphics. The biggest issue with this game is that the music is on a very short loop, and it's rather annoying. The game also has some cyrillic text in it in its interface (which frankly is not a huge issue). Not a great localization. Other than that it's just a bit dull.


RIP

0.2 hours, no achievements

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You control a turret that sits in the middle of a field and you shoot incoming enemies. That's it. It's rather boring, and feels like a flash game from Newgrounds.


Bad Bots

0.9 hours, no achievements

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At first, this game was not so bad. It was an alright 2D platformer. Damage avoidance was hard, and the game compensated for that by just giving you an ungodly amount of health, which is not really the sign of a good game, but it was not terrible or anything. Enemy variety was kind of low, but that was also fine. Then game the "arena rooms". Before the arena rooms the game gives you boatloads of ammo, to the points where I wondered why it even bothered with an ammo system to begin with. And then the first arena room hits, about 40 min in and you get swarmed by loads of basic enemies. It was intense, and while the over-reliance on massive health rather than damage avoidance combined with questionable hit detection made it far less fun than it should have been, I did not hate it. Then almost instantly thereafter comes the second one. Exact same enemies, but now it felt a bit easier. And then another one, but now the game kind of starts running out of energy, and instead of sending swarms of enemies it starts sending 2-3 at a time, and just draws it out after the initial rush. And directly after that another one, only now it sends 1-2 enemies at a time towards you! And you guessed it, another one directly after that, only now it's not even trying, and it just sends 1 enemy at a time at you, and makes it take a really long time. And then after that another one, and this is where I hit alt+f4.


Blue Ϟ Lightning

seems like you have a update of dropping items as well :3

ditto for god eater I made it a bit further and I have to say it does not change in the slightest after another few hours

Fnord

I ended up asking Skatrzoo if it would get any better, and got a “no” :P

Blue Ϟ Lightning

I looked to lastM who had 60 hours in and said it never changed and noped

UlverHausu

Dammit, i have both games, glad i didn’t buy God Eater 3, but i will play them…sometime

Blue Ϟ Lightning

I got a few hours of fun out of it and I do plan to play the second game if only to try it out for a few hours but honestly…play as much of the first two before even thinking about touching the 3d one…

adil

I don’t think anyone ever enjoyed God Eater in here xD
And I don’t remember any hot woman! But I feel the same as you about this game.

Fnord

The one in this picture was the one that everyone in-game kept saying was hot :P

And it’s interesting, no-one I talk to seem to have much good to say about the first two GOD EATER games, but they’re still sitting at very positive on steam.

adil

Yeah I haven’t talked to anyone who would say anything good about it to me either but I was still curious, I thought anime style + monster hunter should do the trick for me but no… I am just not enjoying that type of game sadly.