Иιɢʜᴛᴍᴀᴢᴇ

Random Update : How I got married and divorced in 15mn.

Life can sometimes bring events which can stress you, make you laugh or both at the same time. We laughed a lot and if you’re in need of good news and to cheer for a random person (in that situation that would be me and my.. Ex/Soon husband..?), I gotcha babe !
And I even have games suggestions which don’t go with the topic at all.

Tuesday 13th April of 2021, I, Ylthin, got accidentally married to my future husband by the hand of the lady who was filling our wedding application and instead filled our wedding certificate, not knowing how to cancel what she just did. Technically we got married for 15mn, which was the time between she said “Fork, I filled the wrong file, how to I undo that ? Richard, do you know how to cancel ? I already did that once, but I forgot how to get back from it.. You don’t know ? I apologize, I accidentally filed the wedding certificate instead of application.” Us : “Does that mean we can skip the ceremony ?” Her, already at the verge of falling appart since before we were there : “I have to ask my boss, I’ll be right back.” queue her leaving to ask her boss while we were considering which option we had to divorce so we could get married at our chosen date.

We’re getting re-married the 21th December of 2021. After over 12 years together. We picked the date because it looks like this in EU : 21/12/21. We’re nerd. Also I kind of tell my future that he was 10 days late since we’re together. Aka 18/08/08. Everybody got it, I’m sure. I’m an idiot nerd (hope you got that too).

ANYWAY

Here is a selection of game which can make you cry and laugh at the same time either because you’ll have to face stupid bugs which are so stupid that they can both ruin your experience and making it funny at the same time OR games about wedding which can be funny or frustrating and why not both at the same time. Let’s be crazy.

    Mya of the Desert

    Mya of the Desert

    7 hours playtime

    This game fits perfectly in that category of “I want to quit this shirt” and “OMG, I’m so happy it’s a good day today because I can laugh at that bullshirt”. The game is bugged in such a way that you can go through to a bunch of crack on the floor or on the celling, either leading you 1. Being stuck forever. 2. Seeing the level design from outside, which is ugly. 3. Accidentally skipping 2/3 of a Temple. You cannot choose your option, unless you always have a rock with you, in that case you may manage to avoid 1.
    For more information and screenshots, have a look at my review of the game (for once I didn’t cheat, you can click on “read my review” and actually read my review.)

    Arranged

    Arranged

    45 minutes playtime

    I played that one 5 times and apparently didn’t really like it. Arranged wedding isn’t something common in my culture so it may have tainted my experience. I wrote “the most important part being the message at the end, the rest being easily forgettable.”

    I forgot what was the message at the end. Guess that was also forgettable ?

    Beyond The Underworld

    Beyond The Underworld

    6 hours playtime

    Now this game looks pretty ? Why didn’t I like it.. Ah yeah, I don’t need to read the review, I remember.

    Welcome to Seizure Islands, I even made a YouTube video to show the horror.
    The Dev corrected that one, but not the rest. I’m still at 5/7 achievements while having completing the game, that only one of all the horror you’ll find in that game which can ruing a very good day.

    Artificial Iridescence

    Artificial Iridescence

    22 minutes playtime
      no achievements

    She’s wearing a wedding dress and the game itself will occupy you for 20mn. I guess that’s enough to enter in the category “game with wedding and/or glitch that will make you laugh and cry at the same time” ?

    Dear Devere

    Dear Devere

    2 hours playtime
      no achievements

    I can’t just leave you just with bullshirt games that will make you feel like shirt. Here is an excellent one which also happens to be free. It’s a romantic VN via letters. Give yourself an hour or two and enjoy that one ♥ .

I wish you all an excellent day and hope that whatever you may be going through today or any other days, even past ones, will get better. You can contact me if you need to chat a little. Take care ♥ !

Cece09

Oh wow that was an interesting story, gosh I love to joke about how my doctors had me as mrs since a baby but that is a real story about being married. Hopefully on the real date you enjoy yourself and don’t end up in a quick divorce

Иιɢʜᴛᴍᴀᴢᴇ

Legally Miss doesn’t exist anymore in France because of a very stupid thing. Someone claimed it was “unfair to distinguish unmarried women while there is no such a thing for unmarried man”. Because of that person, the “Miss” and “Ms” disappeared from every single official paper.
I don’t think any unmarried woman was actually unhappy to be called Miss, after all it’s a positive word and there is absolutely no reason to make a fuss about it. As bonus, it caused a lot of issues for all the social workers having now to make the distinction between Mrs married and Mrs not married, which can sound funny at first, but it’s not funny anymore when single women who birthed a child could have seen their help suppressed just because one single person said that it was “unfair” that there was no counterpart to Miss.

Trent

Well, I guess that’s about as amicable a divorce as there could be. “We just got divorced– let’s get re-married in eight months…”
I am wondering how the marriage certificate was accepted / valid if a wedding application was never submitted.
Shouldn’t you get married on November 12th to be a true nerd? :D

Иιɢʜᴛᴍᴀᴢᴇ

That’s because it’s the same service that is handling marriage certificates and doing marriage application. If you were married in another town, having only the certificate can be justified. 12/11/21 ? It would have been ok too, but 21/12/21 is has funny ^^

Trent

But you can never go wrong with a palindrome in terms of appealing to nerds. ;-)

ninglor03

Uh… Congrats on getting married, divorced… and remarried? That sure is a story to tell your kids in the future! And your grandchildren. All basically everybody! xD

Love the date <3
All the best to you and your future husband/exhusband - damn I already love that giggles
Will we get invited? As the nerd plus thing? If… ugh… we are allowed to do big get togethers by then I guess D:

Иιɢʜᴛᴍᴀᴢᴇ

We’re allowed to have up to 20 people if there is still cases of COVID and we’re far from filling those 20 spots, you can always send me a message on Discord / Steam and we can discuss about it ?

Vito

That is certainly a memorable story to share with people! Not many have been married for such a short amount of time!

Those videos from Beyond the Underworld look really … interesting :D

Иιɢʜᴛᴍᴀᴢᴇ

The shortest wedding lasted 3mn : “The couple hadn’t even left the courthouse where their nuptials had taken place when the woman tripped over and fell. Instead of helping her up, her new knight in shining armor called her ‘stupid’, so she marched straight back and demanded a divorce from the judge who had just married them.”

Trent

That escalated quickly.

Vito

Yeah, you could definitely say that! Funny story (well maybe not for the newlyweds)

Mskotor

That’s better than getting “dead” by mistake, and not being able to cancel your wrong death certificate for a year xD

Иιɢʜᴛᴍᴀᴢᴇ

I agree, the consequences would have been dreadful as you lose every single right until the mistake is corrected ^^” !

samwise84

Damn, you work fast girl 😅
But seriously congrats on the getting married/divorced and remarried 😘

Иιɢʜᴛᴍᴀᴢᴇ

Thank you, we just laughed about it, when you’re sitting over an hour on an uncomfortable chair, better have a tidbit of humor within you.