samwise84

Update 37: January 13th to 19th or week of the trash games in honor of mouse

One more week gone and I have mostly played XCOM: Enemy unknown, which I greatly enjoy. Well and I cleared some trash games from my library, as in they are done and I do not have to look at them again. Ever. XD
Also I very much like the update to BLAEO, which means less games that I have to keep track on the side, since they now appear here.

And also someone that I won’t name here (I am talking about you, Queen of HOGs :P), seems to hate my backlog. I just provided them with a key they wanted and suddenly had 8 new ones myself O_O

Hentai Puzzle

Hentai Puzzle

1/10
0.8 hours
3053 of 3053 achievements

Not sure this should be called a game. It is basically 10 mosaic puzzles that all have the same solution and in the end of each level you are awarded 1 picture of an anime ass in panties or boobs. All rather tame.

Hentai Sokoban

Hentai Sokoban

1.5/10
0.7 hours
100 of 100 achievements

This at least was kinda challenging. 10 levels of you have to push the boxes on the right spots. Again some images of girls boobs and asses as a reward. Luckily only 100 achievements, so no waiting for hours until the achievements drop.

Lauren's Visit

Lauren's Visit

1/10
0.3 hours
100 of 100 achievements

Barely a VN. Basically it is about Lauren who visits you and your girlfriend. She has girl problems herself. All three of you end up in bed together. If you are looking for boobs though, you will be either highly amused or disappointed since you will only see pictures of semi naked girls with black bars over their breasts (looks like someone took a brush in paint and blacked them out).

New Girl

New Girl

3/10
4 hours
3161 of 3161 achievements

Actually an okay VN. Unfortunately it has way too many achievements that only pop once the game is through, which is when the game tends to crash. Had to reload more than 12 times to get all achievments :-/

Dad's co-worker

Dad's co-worker

1/10
4 hours
5000 of 5000 achievements

Not really a VN. Full of bad English and plot twist. Story not even 10 minutes long, but it takes 4h to get all the achievements. They only drop when you are actively in the game.

Half-Life 2

Cursed Sight

7/10
6.6 hours
9 of 9 achievements

A good but depressing VN. Only difference in endings is who dies and when.


Games I dropped since they do not properly work on my laptop, since they are quite old:
  • X-COM: Apocalypse

    0 hours playtime

    no achievements

  • X-COM: Interceptor

    0 hours playtime

    no achievements

  • X-COM: UFO Defense

    0 hours playtime

    no achievements

  • X-COM: Terror from the Deep

    0 hours playtime

    no achievements

I also finished all DLC's for Glass Masquerade. Yeah me! <-- And no Glass masquerade is no trash game.

This nearly concludes my excursion in the realm of trash games (only two more left for next week XD)

green = PoP thanks Hyrax & adam1224 for challenging me
red = Challenge Me thanks JaffaCaffa for challenging me
blue = PAGYWOSG
grey = BLAEO monthly theme
orange = completions

Overall Backlog Progress:

8.02% (67/835)
8.26% (69/835)
6.35% (53/835)
74.73% (624/835)
2.63% (22/835)
Overall SG Wins Progress:

19.87% (30/151)
18.54% (28/151)
1.99% (3/151)
56.95% (86/151)
2.65% (4/151)


Here are the games I'm currently working on. Reviews will follow once I'm done with the games:
I've won 1 game in the last week and was gifted 8 and bought 1. So a total of 10 new games in the last week. Could have been worse :-/ And I've beaten/completed 6 games and put 4 on the won't play list (can't play them on the new machine sicne they are too old), so that makes a +0 for the last week and a +11 for this month.

SG wins: Gifts: thanks Queen Nin even though you seem to have a fetish for seeing my backlog cry
  • Sonya: The Great Adventure

    0 hours playtime

    0 of 31 achievements

  • Sacra Terra: Kiss of Death Collector’s Edition

    0 hours playtime

    0 of 8 achievements

  • The Last Dream: Developer's Edition

    0 hours playtime

    0 of 13 achievements

  • Inbetween Land

    0 hours playtime

    0 of 27 achievements

  • House of 1000 Doors: Evil Inside

    0 hours playtime

    no achievements

  • House of 1000 Doors: Serpent Flame

    0 hours playtime

    no achievements

  • House of 1000 Doors: Family Secrets

    0 hours playtime

    no achievements

  • House of 1000 Doors: The Palm of Zoroaster

    0 hours playtime

    no achievements



Other keys, games and DLC's
Games I want to play within the next few weeks:

Challenge Me: Not taking part in this month right now, since I have to do more from the previous one.

PA: none

PoP: none planned, since I plan on playing them all right now ;)

Just for fun:
Cece09

wow that orange is just so out there

samwise84

Just to annoy you :P

robilar5500

You might try Lossless Scaling for those older games. It’s also on Steam.

samwise84

Thanks for the tip. I might someday get back to them. They are mostly games that I played or watched people play a long time ago, long before steam. So they are mostly nostalgic.

ninglor03

Woho! Gotta feed the backlog! \o/
Sry, not sry. Hope you’ll have fun playing them :)

Cece09

where are mine?!

samwise84

Well I gave her a game for her brothers birthday, so she “paid” me back in HOGs XD

Cece09

oh well i dont know others bdays. I struggle to remember my own. That sure was a big pay back in hogs though but not as many as I saw nin has

Traqie

Try OpenXCOM to play the old UFO Defense, it makes it run on modern systems and introduces modern resolutions :p The First X-COM is still excellent if you will to give it a try and don’t mind the old feel :) I played it for the first time 3 years ago and I really liked it

samwise84

Well I played it way back when it was first released. I am that old XD
But thanks for the tip. I will try it someday when I have not so many games in my backlog.

Kyrrelin

Thanks for mentioning the update, I wouldn’t have even noticed. ;D
Oh and I see you added no trash to Glass Masquerade, coz that shocked me for a moment. XD

samwise84

You and Nin both. To my defense I simply forgot to make a new line when writing this. I blame all the trash games I played 🤪

Oh and I finished my trash games on Sunday.